fredaevans
03-04-2007, 08:22 AM
Little fella is sitting in a pub...big guy walks up behind him, wacks him around the head and knocks him to the ground. "That's a karate blow from Japan" he says..
Little while later the big guy walks up to the little fella, smacks him in the face and knocks him to the ground again. "That's an uppercut from America" he says...
A while later the little fella walks out of the pub, comes back in a few minutes and hits the big guy across the head and knocks him out cold.
"When that bastard wakes up" he says to the barman "tell him that's a crowbar from Lowes......"
Little while later the big guy walks up to the little fella, smacks him in the face and knocks him to the ground again. "That's an uppercut from America" he says...
A while later the little fella walks out of the pub, comes back in a few minutes and hits the big guy across the head and knocks him out cold.
"When that bastard wakes up" he says to the barman "tell him that's a crowbar from Lowes......"