fredaevans
04-06-2007, 10:04 AM
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy
>lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit
>complete with pager.
>
>As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's fat!"
>
>The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet.
>
>A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as
>far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!"
>
>The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy.
>The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.
>
>After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line.
>Just then, her pager begin to emit a beep, beep, beep.
>
>The little boy yells out,
>
> "Run for your life -- She's reversing!
>lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit
>complete with pager.
>
>As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's fat!"
>
>The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet.
>
>A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as
>far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!"
>
>The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy.
>The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.
>
>After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line.
>Just then, her pager begin to emit a beep, beep, beep.
>
>The little boy yells out,
>
> "Run for your life -- She's reversing!