I am sooo busted!

Snake

tryin' not to get too comfortable
#1
I went fishing this weekend, and didn't call the GF when I got back Sunday night. Instead, I stayed up reading WFF threads, and added a post to the "Dr. Citori" thread. The last line was:

So, here's my question:
My girlfriend is getting fat. Should I dump her and find a new hot chick, or close my eyes and pretend?
She got worried about me not calling, and checked WFF to see if I had posted a report or anything.

I tried to explain it was all in jest, a 'man-pig' thing, but I don't think that took. I'm lucky I got away with my body parts intact.

Damn. So busted.
 

Snake

tryin' not to get too comfortable
#3
NFR: I am sooo busted!

:eek::eek::eek:

I'll try a little apologetic grovelling first.

Then maybe some flowers, or something.....
 

fly punk

lunatic trout bum
#6
NFR: I am sooo busted!

Now that is the funniest thing ive heard in a while :rofl:
But dont buy diamonds and flowers or they just start expecting it. If she cant find the joke and the humor in that s**t can her and move on. Life is to short to grovel! :thumb:
 
#7
NFR: I am sooo busted!

I went fishing this weekend, and didn't call the GF when I got back Sunday night. Instead, I stayed up reading WFF threads, and added a post to the "Dr. Citori" thread. The last line was:



She got worried about me not calling, and checked WFF to see if I had posted a report or anything.

I tried to explain it was all in jest, a 'man-pig' thing, but I don't think that took. I'm lucky I got away with my body parts intact.

Damn. So busted.
Priceless

It just has to come over to the UK!
:)
 
#12
NFR: I am sooo busted!

Hi HO!! Welcome to the Board, Grouse.:beer2:

"I'd change your board name... now!" I think I'd change my given name too ...... 'hell hath no fury, etc.'

Fred
 

GATOR9

Hey you guys
#13
NFR: I am sooo busted!

Forget Dr. Citori, the only thing left for you now is to give Jerry Springer a call, the exposure may do wonders for you and who knows maybe you will share the stage with sickclown.
 

montnative

born and raised in the Beartooths
#14
NFR: I am sooo busted!

You need to take her on a weekend getaway. Someplace where she can get a spa treatment and you can go fishing:thumb::rofl:
 
#15
NFR: I am sooo busted!

Grovel, Grovel, Grovel.

[You need to take her on a weekend getaway. Someplace where she can get a spa treatment and you can go fishing]

Good Idea except: Don't take any fishing equipment with you. Give her all your attention. If you go fishing while on her "little vacation" she'll won't believe your groveling.

Keith