Another human foot washes ashore. What's your theory

bozo

Active Member
#77
"You moron, the captain said to drop ANCHOR. That's the 5th time you've screwed that up."

"Whatta ya mean? I got it right the other four."
 
#78
So, I never did post my theory:
"Take a Mafioso Fishing Day, 2008"
This is the result of emptying a bait box after trolling for Six-gill Shark in the Straits of Georgia. That's why there was only one left, and of course we all know that Six-gill prefer the left foot. This explains why only right feet had been found previously, which troll with a counter-clockwise rotation, vs the left with their much more enticing clockwise rotation.
 
#80
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Awesome, I figured after "Bachelor Party", Tom Hank's acting carrer had one foot in the grave. Who woulda guessed?
 

riseform

Active Member
#87
If I'm not mistaken, he received his Oscars for "Philadelphia" and "Forrest Stump". "Cast Away" was the year he lost his foothold on the Academy.
 

Steven Green

Hood Canal Pirate
#89
Perhaps there is a cult of people afflicted with body integrity identity disorder and they are just removing there feet because thats what they want. I mean, you can't put a foot in a trash can.