Another human foot washes ashore. What's your theory


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"You moron, the captain said to drop ANCHOR. That's the 5th time you've screwed that up."

"Whatta ya mean? I got it right the other four."
So, I never did post my theory:
"Take a Mafioso Fishing Day, 2008"
This is the result of emptying a bait box after trolling for Six-gill Shark in the Straits of Georgia. That's why there was only one left, and of course we all know that Six-gill prefer the left foot. This explains why only right feet had been found previously, which troll with a counter-clockwise rotation, vs the left with their much more enticing clockwise rotation.
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Awesome, I figured after "Bachelor Party", Tom Hank's acting carrer had one foot in the grave. Who woulda guessed?


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If I'm not mistaken, he received his Oscars for "Philadelphia" and "Forrest Stump". "Cast Away" was the year he lost his foothold on the Academy.

Steven Green

Hood Canal Pirate
Perhaps there is a cult of people afflicted with body integrity identity disorder and they are just removing there feet because thats what they want. I mean, you can't put a foot in a trash can.