September Pink Reports

Go Fish

Language, its a virus
I was making fun of a fishery that brings out the worst
in people,

saying they will get hundreds of fish and thinking it was a big deal.

It changes from a sport to a cluster f ***.

Wow I caught 1,000 pinks,

If you got 10 Coho or Kings
then we are talking.

Go have fun. Go fish.

Dave
 

Ian Broadie

Flyfishing is so "Metal"
So you've smoked up twelve thousand
pounds of pinks,

give a half ton to the
neighbors,

and caught a shit load of
easy to catch fish.......

Woo Woo look at me!

If it ain't a Ho or a King
throw it back.

DK
Troll... I have tale for you:

The Three Billy Goats Gruff

Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who were to go up to the hillside to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Gruff."

On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived a great ugly troll , with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as long as a poker.

So first of all came the youngest Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

"Trip, trap, trip, trap! " went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll .

"Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, with such a small voice.

"Now, I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

"Oh, no! pray don't take me. I'm too little, that I am," said the billy goat. "Wait a bit till the second Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

"Well, be off with you," said the troll.

A little while after came the second Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"Oh, it's the second Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, who hadn't such a small voice.

"Now I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

"Oh, no! Don't take me. Wait a little till the big Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

"Very well! Be off with you," said the troll.

But just then up came the big Billy Goat Gruff .

Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap! went the bridge, for the billy goat was so heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under him.

"Who's that tramping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"It's I! The big Billy Goat Gruff ," said the billy goat, who had an ugly hoarse voice of his own.

"Now I 'm coming to gobble you up," roared the troll.

Well, come along! I've got two spears,
And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
I've got besides two curling-stones,
And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones.

That was what the big billy goat said. And then he flew at the troll, and poked his eyes out with his horns, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, and tossed him out into the cascade, and after that he went up to the hillside. There the billy goats got so fat they were scarcely able to walk home again. And if the fat hasn't fallen off them, why, they're still fat; and so,

Snip, snap, snout.
This tale's told out.
 
It's definitely bringing out the worst in you... chill out dude
I was making fun of a fishery that brings out the worst
in people,

saying they will get hundreds of fish and thinking it was a big deal.

It changes from a sport to a cluster f ***.

Wow I caught 1,000 pinks,

If you got 10 Coho or Kings
then we are talking.

Go have fun. Go fish.

Dave
 

Go Fish

Language, its a virus
Great answer....

Thanks for giving
a reply that made no sense.

Sorry if I hurt your fishing
feelings.

It must be very
hard to catch pinks and....
I didn't know that.







.
 

TC

I live with wind knots
So anyway.........I have not see a lot of spawned out pinks yet on the sky, and yet someone tells me the run is over? I think not. Was it Evan or Ian that talked about rain. Yep, need some rain to bring them in no? Lots rolling this morning on the Sky but lock-jawed. Teasers is what they are.

Oh, and Dave, (Go Fish) Pinks aren't any easier or harder to catch than Silvers or Kings, and catching is catching, fun is fun. don't be a salmon snob and don't be an ass. Simple rules to live by.
 
think they'll be in until Friday night...

And Go Fish- I rip the skin off my pinks like a seal or bear does when cleaning them so NO SLIME :)
They're not so bad. Of course they aren't 'hos or 'nooks but c'mon they're still fun to catch.
Cool, thanks!

From another post upthread, pink salmon get people into fishing, including me... a win for all involved.

Go Fish is a rather inexperienced troll. Sarcasm doesn't translate online, plus who are you trolling.... pink salmon? Pink's don't care about you dave, why you mad? Wierd thing is he has 900+ posts, what else is he posting!

"It must be very
hard to catch pinks and....
I didn't know that."
- See, that's an attempt at sarcasm for some strange reason. He probably doesn't like the people who fish for pinks and actually catch them, as people who catch pinks are an affront to civilized folk. You know, they probably don't speak English and all.

Dave K also wrote:
I was making fun of a fishery that brings out the worst
in people,

saying they will get hundreds of fish and thinking it was a big deal.

It changes from a sport to a cluster f ***.
So he doesn't like the people who fish for pink salmon. He was also 'making fun' so he's a comedian as well. Better work on your delivery. He also doesn't like people who say they will get hundreds of fish, when that is clearly illegal. Who are these people?

This is wierd to me, as if you don't want to be surrounded by 'those people' who fish for pinks, there's plenty of area to fish without having to deal with 'those people.'

I have a feeling Dave K aka 'go fish' is a cranky old fart. Good job
 
Oh here we go. The reason why 'go fish' hates pinks is b/c he owns land and hates the people who go fishing for pinks.

I own class one tidelands and am fortunate
not to have any public access points
near by. The only people that walk
my beach are neighbors or friends of
them. The unwritten rule is pick up
nothing on a beach that isn't yours
unless you ask first. Never had any
issues in 11 years but thats because
of the limited access which keeps the
public out.

I would ban the pink hunting hoards
from my beach.
Well good job owning the tidelands. Awful lot of good that's doing for ya... full of poison posting hate on a message board.

What is point of owning tidelands anyway, other than to limit access? Just for fun, DK also wrote:

All the things that I enjoy about fishing a
shoreline seem to be eaten up by the crowds
of treble hook nosed mugwumps.
Use of the word 'mugwumps' indicate DK is ancient. Owning class 1 tideslands supports this case.

He also asserted 50% of the 'mugwumps' use treble hooks. Probably not true.

So he doesn't like the fact that its 2011 and his once empty shoreline are being trampled upon by non-English speakers of dubious ethnicity. Apparently his class 1 tidelands aren't enough.

edit: by examining Dave K's 50 recent posts, it indicated he's a Class 1 Tidelands owner living on low income. His car is 20+ years old, and he complains about his $340/month tax bill. Well DK, Class 1 Tidelands aren't free! Maybe if you planned for your retirement better you wouldn't be sweating the small stuff.

Also, he publicly admits to defrauding the State of Washington by making AND SELLING counterfeit Discovery Passes. Congratulations DK, you know how to use a copy machine. Next thing he'll be telling us how he was able to score extra napkins and ketchup packets from the burger restaurant drive-thru.
 
Use of the word 'mugwumps' indicate DK is ancient. Owning class 1 tideslands supports this case.

He also asserted 50% of the 'mugwumps' use treble hooks. Probably not true.

So he doesn't like the fact that its 2011 and his once empty shoreline are being trampled upon by non-English speakers of dubious ethnicity. Apparently his class 1 tidelands aren't enough.

edit: by examining Dave K's 50 recent posts, it indicated he's a Class 1 Tidelands owner living on low income. His car is 20+ years old, and he complains about his $340/month tax bill. Well DK, Class 1 Tidelands aren't free! Maybe if you planned for your retirement better you wouldn't be sweating the small stuff.

Also, he publicly admits to defrauding the State of Washington by making AND SELLING counterfeit Discovery Passes. Congratulations DK, you know how to use a copy machine. Next thing he'll be telling us how he was able to score extra napkins and ketchup packets from the burger restaurant drive-thru.
:rofl: Not sure why some people have to be so bitter. Oh well.
 

Go Fish

Language, its a virus
Oh here we go. The reason why 'go fish' hates pinks is b/c he owns land and hates the people who go fishing for pinks.



Well good job owning the tidelands. Awful lot of good that's doing for ya... full of poison posting hate on a message board.

What is point of owning tidelands anyway, other than to limit access? Just for fun, DK also wrote:



Use of the word 'mugwumps' indicate DK is ancient. Owning class 1 tideslands supports this case.

He also asserted 50% of the 'mugwumps' use treble hooks. Probably not true.

So he doesn't like the fact that its 2011 and his once empty shoreline are being trampled upon by non-English speakers of dubious ethnicity. Apparently his class 1 tidelands aren't enough.

edit: by examining Dave K's 50 recent posts, it indicated he's a Class 1 Tidelands owner living on low income. His car is 20+ years old, and he complains about his $340/month tax bill. Well DK, Class 1 Tidelands aren't free! Maybe if you planned for your retirement better you wouldn't be sweating the small stuff.

Also, he publicly admits to defrauding the State of Washington by making AND SELLING counterfeit Discovery Passes. Congratulations DK, you know how to use a copy machine. Next thing he'll be telling us how he was able to score extra napkins and ketchup packets from the burger restaurant drive-thru.
WOW Steve,

You've got free time than I do.
It does seem rather creepy that you would read my
last 50 posts, take words of mine out of context to
call me old.

Dave
 

JesseC

Active Member
WOW Steve,

You've got free time than I do.

Dave
when I have an extra 15 minutes I'll be looking up property records for anyone owning class 1 waterfront property with the first name Dave - shouldn't be hard to figure out from vehicle registration records who owns a 20+ year old car to narrow down the criminal selling fake discovery passes ;)