Things that just go together:

Old Man

Just an Old Man
I drink Bourbon and water.. minus the water!
Take a small glass, add some ice, a hefty shot of booze with a dash of water. Stir. But don't stir to fast as you don't want to bruise the booze. If it is good booze, it goes down easy. If it is bad booze you might need more water.

wadin' boot

Donny, you're out of your element...
Head lice and Kwell
Albendazole and parasitic worm infestations
New black t-shirt and new black belly button lint
Watching botfly larva removal vids on youtube and wanting to vom