Photoshop thread- Leland Smoking Cigars

I'm probably not the right guy to put this together, but my oldest swears by for tee shirts. She had some made up for a college function and said they really have their s*** together, and make it easy. I'd be down for a XXL.
Alternatively, maybe the Orvis shop could order a dozen each M, L, XL, XXL. That'd bring me in pronto.