A man and a woman were having a quiet romantic dinner in a fine restaurant on Valentines Day. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table - as the man stared straight ahead. The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and worried it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man : "Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table ." The man calmly looked up at her and said..................... "No she didn't .... she just walked in."