NFR A Quiet Romantic Valentines Dinner

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by royalcoach, Feb 14, 2014.

  1. royalcoach Active Member

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    White Mountains NH/Maine
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    A man and a woman were having a quiet romantic dinner in a fine restaurant on Valentines Day.

    They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
    The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly
    sliding down her chair and under the table - as the man stared straight ahead.

    The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and worried it might offend other diners, went
    over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man : "Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table ."

    The man calmly looked up at her and said.....................

    "No she didn't .... she just walked in."
  2. Bill Aubrey Active Member

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