NFR A Quiet Romantic Valentines Dinner

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  1. royalcoach

    royalcoach Active Member

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    A man and a woman were having a quiet romantic dinner in a fine restaurant on Valentines Day.

    They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
    The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly
    sliding down her chair and under the table - as the man stared straight ahead.

    The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and worried it might offend other diners, went
    over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man : "Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table ."

    The man calmly looked up at her and said.....................

    "No she didn't .... she just walked in."
     
  2. Bill Aubrey

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    Love it.