Another human foot washes ashore. What's your theory

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by CovingtonFly, Jun 17, 2008.

  1. Kevin J. Burnham Active Member

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    Matt Burke = Philosopher
  2. Itchy Dog Some call me Kirk Werner

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    I don't mean to step on anyone's toes, but I think there's been too much outrageous speculation this early on in the investigation.

    We all love a good mystery -- a tall tale. Afterall, the Pacific NW is home to mythical lore, from D.B. Cooper to Bigfoot to Paul Bunion. Given our overactive imaginations it's no wonder that there's all this speculation of a crime. Organized crime...oooooh, the arch nemesis to law enforcement (quick, someone call Chuck Norris- this is a job for Walker, Texas Ranger). Sensationalism- it's what we live for, and the media takes great strides to give it to us. Network news programs are constantly trying to get a leg up on the competition, and certainly another grisly crime would be a shoe-in for a good news story. But what if it turns out to just be the result of a simple, unspectacular maritime accident whereby the victim simply lost their footing and fell out of their Achilles raft?

    (Footnote: I already regret having posted this)
  3. Loopy Member

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    Sounds as if someone got this a little wrong!

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tlMvUS-8PvU&feature=related

    :)
  4. Tom Johnston Been around a while

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    Who evers foot this is, is probly looking for a peg leg now.
  5. flybill Purveyor of fine hackle, wine & cigars!

    Achilles raft! Classic stuff Itchy!!

    I'll check with my PT this morning and see if he knows who might be doing it!! Funny shit boyz! Of course, he'll be on the "list" too... he's such a shifty character! :D And a gear fisherman to boot! :clown:
  6. Gorgefly Member

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    Seems like the authorities up there are a little de-feeted.
  7. HauntedByWaters Active Member

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    I don't think it is a stretch at all to consider this to be related to organized crime.

    It is well known in B.C. that there is some SERIOUS organized crime....just look at the guy who admits to making 125 million a year growing pot up there illegaly. He is an icon and a hero to some. The government loves him because he pays his taxes.

    Anyway, I think people are getting whacked! Too much money and international shadiness going on there especially down on the docks. Any drug mover in Asia knows that the Vancouver port is a lot easier to work through than anywhere in the hyper-paranoid US.

    Growing up in Bellingham and knowing cops personally, I can tell you that the area has some crazy size loads of heavy narcotics (Heroin) from Asia passing through Vancouver, than south, headed for California. You would think the border crossing would be tougher, that is what they want you to think, and than there are payed off border officers.

    Now if someone said this was the work of some ancient and angered Native spirit than I would call that sensationalism but I just may believe it too ;)
  8. junebug41 Junior Dave Monti fan

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    I don't get it...
  9. CovingtonFly B.O.H.I.C.A. bend over here it comes again

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    Thanks for the great responses everyone. I guess to sum it all up, we, much like the victims in this case are....wait for it..... Stumped.
  10. HauntedByWaters Active Member

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    If you can't read it right; maybe you should move a couple feet closer to the screen? Maybe your monitor cable is severed?

    Well I guess I stumped you.
  11. Be Jofus G Banned or Parked

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  12. Ethan G. I do science.. on fish..

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    This thread is going to go on forever! I think Chris needs to put his foot down on this one.:p
  13. Be Jofus G Banned or Parked

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    I'm sure he will eventually step up and shut it down.
  14. PT Physhicist

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    Ya, just like the one down on S Andros. That was pretty nasty. I think it was a right foot also but inside a regular work boot, not a Wadin' Boot.
  15. Jim Wallace Smells like low tide

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    Hmmm. "copcat CEREAL killer?" I thought I was the only one who had to go out and shoot his breakfast first thing in the morning. Now someone's trying to hijack my gig. No way...I'm going to find out who it is and cut 'em off.
  16. tythetier Fish Slayer

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    LETS GIVE THIS VICTIM A STANDING OVATION....FOR THREAD OF THE YEAR...
  17. bozo New Member

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    "You moron, the captain said to drop ANCHOR. That's the 5th time you've screwed that up."

    "Whatta ya mean? I got it right the other four."
  18. Jim Speaker Active Member

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    So, I never did post my theory:
    "Take a Mafioso Fishing Day, 2008"
    This is the result of emptying a bait box after trolling for Six-gill Shark in the Straits of Georgia. That's why there was only one left, and of course we all know that Six-gill prefer the left foot. This explains why only right feet had been found previously, which troll with a counter-clockwise rotation, vs the left with their much more enticing clockwise rotation.
  19. riseform Active Member

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    Victim identified!
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  20. Be Jofus G Banned or Parked

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Awesome, I figured after "Bachelor Party", Tom Hank's acting carrer had one foot in the grave. Who woulda guessed?