Any single ladies out there?

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by rick matney, Dec 5, 2007.

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  1. rick matney

    rick matney Active Member

    I have recently become single after 7 years and I was wondering if there are any ladies out there in their mid 20's That need a free full time guide. Guy's don't be afraid to recomend sisters or daughters, or co-workers as long as they fish and fit the mid 20's criteria. I like long walks on the beach and seafood. I have a two college degrees and own several houses and other realestate, so fathers don't be shy. Montana doesn't have a very big population, and sheep farming has been on the decline for years.

    Any help would be great!

    Thanks guys,

    Rick Matney :beer2:
     
  2. Dave Hartman

    Dave Hartman is tired of trout

    Oh shit, here we go again.
    Gonna go get some popcorn. . .
     
  3. rodeo11

    rodeo11 Meat chucker

    Haha, I love this. Hopefully it is as good as the last one.
     
  4. rick matney

    rick matney Active Member

    I am dead serious here guy's. Except for the sheep thing. They are not declining in population. :rofl:
     
  5. Dave Hartman

    Dave Hartman is tired of trout

    Okay, sorry Rick. It's just that the board went through something like this last time and it turned out that we just couldn't find a girl for the poor guy. Although there was this dame with a pink fly vest. . .

    So why don't you start out telling us a little about what you're looking for? Height and weight? Intelligence? Funny? Would you like a girl who's a little nasty? Maybe once did some things on film back in college? Or are you looking for a nice Christian girl, whose got a Bush bumpersticker and an untrimmed one, too.

    WTF, dude!?!? It's a FISHING SITE!!! It's where a bunch of dirty dudes spend their time in between surfing porn and checking USGS flows!!!
    And I'm sure, what few chicks there are on here, are too cool to respond to your plea.
    Come over to Seattle for the weekend, look up Craigslist's "Casual Encounters", get syphilitic, and then go fishing!
    Good luck!

    (thanks again Boot!)
     
  6. rick matney

    rick matney Active Member

    Actually I was hoping you sick bastards would be shallow enough and willing to set me up with your sisters. I need places to stay when travel for fishing and I might as well be with a lady. And as for the qualifacations, I am very open and will consider all applicants. :rofl:
     
  7. mozart

    mozart Chris

    Hey..who you calling dirty?!? And yes I surf porn and USGS flows..oh wait..

    For real though, you'll be hard pressed to find women that are into fly fishing as much as us men are. Not to say there aren't women out there that are into it, but I think most of us have been searching hard and long for the that type of woman that's into fly fishing as much as we are but still hold the feminine side that we've grown to love and long for. Help Dr. Phil?
     
  8. LT

    LT Member

    Great Post Dave!:thumb:ptyd
     
  9. Dave Hartman

    Dave Hartman is tired of trout

    Oh, my bad.
    I thought you were talking about just girls.
     
  10. rick matney

    rick matney Active Member

    Ouch! Good Shot :thumb:

    Oh yeah if she spent her time surfing porn and looking at the flows that would be perfect!
     
  11. Keith Hixson

    Keith Hixson Active Member

    If you want to marry a good Christian Girl you go to church. If you want to marry an outdoor girl who enjoys flyfishing go to a flyfishing site. Oh well it will be interesting to watch this thread.

    Keith
     
  12. Caddis Skater

    Caddis Skater Member


    iagree
     
  13. Dave Hartman

    Dave Hartman is tired of trout

    :rofl:
    Props, you have a thick-skin and a good sense of humor.
    You're going to need it to get through this thread.
    A word of warning? Your predecessor wasn't so lucky. . .
    :thumb:
     
  14. Eric Tarcha

    Eric Tarcha gear whore

    i remember the pink vest girl....

    was she real or some creep prowling for poor, vulnerable, flyfishermen??:eek:
     
  15. Tim Lockhart

    Tim Lockhart Working late at The Office

    Oh man, this one's too good to resist. I say Matney pulls it off (not the girl, the thread)...thick skin, good sense of humor and dammit, he's a Montana boy. Need some odds...I'm giving it 7-5 he survives the gauntlet. Rationale: Has the above in his favor; Downside is risk of being banned. One in your corner so far Rick...don't let me down! :cool:

    Good Luck...

    FF
     
  16. Josh

    Josh dead in the water

    So, let me get this straight...

    You are looking for ladies in Montana on a male dominated Washington fly fishing forum?

    I hope you are bringing something else to the table aside from your logic skills. Because salmon trying to spawn in the flood waters over I-5 have a better chance of success.
     
  17. Evan Burck

    Evan Burck Fudge Dragon

    no she was real :thumb:

    I took her fishing many a time, and to a movie as well. good times

    Dave Hartman, while he may be playing a different card in this thread, took her to a Mariner's game before knowing she was 10yrs younger than him.

    heheh
     
  18. Dave Hartman

    Dave Hartman is tired of trout

    Oh shit Evan, you outed me!?!

    And she was thirteen years younger. She was like 19. and HOT!!!, and really annoying from what I remember. She just talked and talked and talked and talked. Girls like that just aren't gonna fish well. . .
     
  19. Evan Burck

    Evan Burck Fudge Dragon

    haha.... talk she did. and she also didn't think too highly of you smoker types :cool:

    those were good times, haha

     
  20. Itchy Dog

    Itchy Dog Some call me Kirk Werner

    Matney, are you looking for a Penelope Cruz type, or are you willing to venture a bit more toward the chumugly side?
     
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