Any single ladies out there?

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by rick matney, Dec 5, 2007.

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  1. What a frickin' funny thread!! :rofl::rofl:
    Thanks for good laugh while I'm at work :beer2:
    It made my day so much brighter.
    You guys rock (assuming there really are no ladies in the house).
  2. JBuehler, If you do run into the "fishing Goddess" very afraid....:eek: :eek:
  3. What's the story here? I checked the 'goddesses' website. Yeah a little burly for my taste, beside the wife doesn't like it when I date. Still I feel like I'm missing a joke?
  4. This thread continues to get better :thumb:

  5. I've been lurking (as you call it) for a while to get a feeling for your on-line community. I'm very new to fly-fishing but have gotten the fever real bad. My problem is that I've been in graduate school studying pretty hard for the past 4 years. Now that I've graduated I'm ready to have some fun. Currently I'm single without a SO to share the fun of this new sport with.
    My friends say I'm a fun gal and I'm seeking some new friends to share fishing adventures with. I'm pretty sure that all of you are totally into fly-fishing and enjoy being outdoors and hanging out having a great time. I have a lot of fun with friends but they don't fish and I would like to meet someone to help me learn the proper techniques of fly-fishing.
    I have the next 4 weekends free

    I included a picture just to let you know that I am not some skunky girl looking for a rich man.
  6. :rofl::rofl:
    Jesus, how many other super hotties are there lurking!?!
    We should have a "ladies night" here at WFF! Free chocolate martinis if you'd rather not wear fur!
  7. I just cleared my schedule for this weekend. I'm sure I can find a nice piece of water for us to float with a good chance at hooking up on something. Bring a friend if that would make you feel more comfortable. After all, there's safety in numbers.:eek:

    I have a secret fly and presentation I could show you that is sure to produce some steel!:thumb:
  8. And the real identity of the Furless 1-post wonder known as FlygirlMT is.......

    the IP address match on this one is killing me, if only to understand who among you miserable lot has the Eva Mendes/PETA alter ego (or is it perhaps better described as a "fetish")

    Hartman, a WFF "ladies night" in these circumstances is as frightening as a Stranger classified under the heading "other seeking other"
  9. Or a "Burning Pram" get together :rofl:

  10. He could rationalize shagging a whale. The lights were low, it was late, there weren't any witnesses left in the bar and he wouldn't be back here any time soon. What the hell?

    But the next morning, as he rolled over away from the abyss that was the mattress compressed under her girth, he felt something sharp digging into his back and found what looked to be her upper plate. He reached to put it on the night stand and knocked her glass eye on the floor - it had dust bunnies stuck to it when he picked it up. One cup of her dingy yellowed bra covered the back of the chair, and the other spread on the floor like a hammock come unhung, the spandex having long ago failed its mission. He had made a serious error in judgment.

    He heard the unmistakable sound of slow flatulence and before he could check himself, looked toward the source. The image of those pimple punctuated cottage cheese thighs peeking out from under stained gray sheets that were a mere four short hours ago caressing the two day old stubble on his cheeks burned into his mind. His eyes squeezed shut hard and his head shook, and he looked in the mirror - his whole face looked like a day old glazed doughnut.

    A voice that sounded like gravel in a blender said, "Come on baby, lets go again."

    "This", he said to himself, "is beyond bad, beyond worse...this is chumugly."

    A few years later, as he related this story while talking about his trials and tribulations of searching for ..."companionship"... he was asked, "was that the worst piece you ever had?"

    "Yep, it was" was the slow response.

    "How was it?"

    "Not bad" he said..."Not that bad"
  11. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    So freeking funny I shot piss out my nose onto the keyboard!
  12. This has got to be the best and cheapest entertainment I have ever had. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

  13. Rick, I think you need to ask some hard questions first about what kind of life you want. If you are like most red blooded American guys and want the American dream like a home of your own a wife,kids,nice car ect...ect... I would say try Missoula but stay away from Clinton. Helena hey I'm sure there are some nice young professional lawyer types there. But Rick if you want live on the edge a little can I make a little suggestion. Give Butte a try !! Everything that Citori said can be found in Butte and more !!
  14. You better watch out for those "transtesticles" lurking around here waiting to prey on young, wealthy and naive Montana boys...

    Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
    Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
    Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

  15. Evidently you guys haven't been to four corners close to Grassrange Mt. yet
  16. Daryle, If it's the one by Lewistown then I've been through it. I had a buddy in Roundup and drove thru on the way to Big Spring. Ever been in Deer Lodge or Red Lodge ? Scary !!!
  17. Rick,
    Your in luck!!! I found this fly fishing hot mamma when I was cruising around for dates on Craig’s list. I was going to claim her for my self but considering your situation I’m willing to hook a brutha up! Maybe you can trade me some flies or catfish filets.


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  18. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    My wife is yelling at me to shut up!!

    Great thread.

    We have lots of time on our hands when the rivers blow's another hottie looking for fishing love.
  19. That would be the one, saw one gal there that had one butt cheek on two separate stools. Not a pretty picture. ;)

  20. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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