Any single ladies out there?

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by rick matney, Dec 5, 2007.

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  1. Put Another Log On The Fire

    (Shel Silverstein)
    Put another log on the fire
    Cook me up some bacon and some beans
    Go out to the car and change the tyre
    Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans
    Fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers
    And boil me up another pot of tea
    Then put another log on the fire, babe
    And come and tell me why you're leaving me

    Don't I let you wash the car on Sunday
    Don't I warn you when you're getting fat
    Ain't I gonna take you fishing with me some day
    You know a man can't love a woman more than that
    Ain't I always nice to your kid sister
    And don't I take her driving every night
    Come and sit here by my feet 'cos' I love you when you're sweet
    And you know it isn't feminine to fight

    Repeat 1

    (as sung by Iain MacKintosh)
     
  2. Thank you so much! That is the best thing i have ever seen. I bet those girls will outfish most of the guys on this site. I will hopefully marry the cutie brunette! :thumb:
     
  3. yes.

     
  4. Right now I'm in fort smith montana, looking for love in all the wrong places. But the fishing is going to be great! Or is it the wrong place? ptyd
     
  5. Citori, dude that story is so freakin funny. As a matter of fact it reminds me of a night long ago in a fishing lodge far, far away...
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  6. Ah yes, good ole MT. There are some lookers around but mostly centered in Missoula and Billings, but that doesn't mean Boseangles has its share.

    One question, how did you think people would interpret your question? Did you think that someone would say:

    Yes, I have a sister for you. Picture a hot Italian woman, with tits built like Mt. Rainer and an ass that you could bounce a quarter off of. Her thin waist and her naval ring, compliment her Eva Longoria face. If I wasn't her brother, I would be trying to sack up with her every night. She even took first in the Monroe sausage eating contest!!:p

    I credit your sense of humor and courage to post this and it has been a fun read by all. P.S. if you do find her then let me know since all I have been doing this winter is moving my rod from 10 to 2 and it hasn't improved my casting yet!!;)
     
  7. Notice the stream running down the back side of the rock. Priceless! :rofl:
     
  8. Years ago I met 40 yr old from MT. We broke it off after she wanted kids and I was only 18 and wanted to go to college in Idaho. Later I saw her on that show with Chris Matthews, damn internet!!

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  9. Rick dude, you are so gay... go fish san juans all winter queer. Fuck YOU!!!
     

  10. Poor pathetic guy. If he was a girl all his girlfriends would be at his side giving him tissues...... BUT WE ARE GUYS!! Who is the board owner? Can we make up accounts pretending to be girls, put up semi attractive avatars of "ourselfves" in short skirts???

    Go to www.ncffb.org. you will have girls ALL OVER YOU!!
     
  11. I think I saw a "newflygal" here. Even if she has a boyfriend she will be more sensitive towards setting your lonely heart up. We are just looking at ways to screw with you :rofl:
     
  12. Oh good lord, you have to wayyyyy tone it down to string the poor lass along. You even included the writing from the ad you pulled the picture from. I would school you but the head honcho hasnt given the ok. Dont want to get into trouble.
     
  13. I hear this pimpin' mofo's got the hookup with all the finest femeninas in Montana. This was taken outside one of the night clubs in Silver Star:

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  14. Rick-

    You should be happy that you had a girl for seven years, you should actually give up, cause looking at you and seeing your posts, and im just amazed that you had one. i wonder how many others had her during those years, i mean its bozeman, where any cow of a women could get some at the snap of her fingers thanks to guys like you. suck it up, stop giving bozeman a bad name and buy some lotion and get used to
     
  15. Recommend we close this one.
     
  16. That is a bad ass photoshop of Jim..
     
  17. Jeez stan, how do you think I paid my way through 4 years of grad school? There are not too many good paying jobs around MT unless you want to work at the Burger King on 17th in Bozeman. I worked hard to get those modeling jobs. :mad: Besides most of the men around MT seem to prefer sheep and treat real women the same. That's why all the good ones are in hiding.

    BTW PT, I'm not so sure you could handle the numbers I could come up with. :beathead:

    I thought you guys would be a totally different class of men but I guess not. I'll try not to bother you any further.
     
  18. Is this a joke?

    Damn!!!!!!!!!!!

    You got some big shoes.
     
  19. Never know unless we try now will we?;)

    The rest of these bozos just want to slam you for being some sort of fraud. I'm willing to give a person the benefit of the doubt.

    And please don't lump me in with this bunch of elitists. I at least offered you a spot in my boat and was willing to show you around some of the local waters.:thumb:
     
  20. Originally Posted by noway View Post
    Rick dude, you are so gay... go fish san juans all winter queer. Fuck YOU!!!


    Seriously, the thread has been a very funny read but this is over the top no matter what you think. I am rather new to the thread but this one really wasn't cool. Don't people get banned for this type of garbage being posted? It's all fun and games until someone has to be an a@@ and ruin the party.

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    :(

    Fish On
     
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