Are my balls in the way? Dirty Question

Discussion in 'Fly Tying' started by Matt Smith, Feb 27, 2011.

  1. Loren Jensen

    Loren Jensen Active Member

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    what happens after strike 3?
     
  2. Evan Burck

    Evan Burck Fudge Dragon

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    You have your joke-attempt privileges revoked. Serious posts only from then on.
     
  3. Chef

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    How the hell is old man jim and mumbles still posting then?
     
  4. Loren Jensen

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    ;)
     
  5. Ed Call

    Ed Call Mumbling Moderator Staff Member

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    Chef, how about you do a search of posts by Chef first, review them for their content and repetitive inquiries and then police the rest of us later. I'm still posting because Mr. Scoones permits me to post. When he puts the smack down on me consider me smacked down. Until then, carry on smartly and have a nice day getting your balls out of the way. Hope your hooks are barbless!
     
  6. Matt Smith

    Matt Smith On the river Noyb

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    You try to have a constructive conversation about fly design and....:rolleyes:
     
  7. Matthew Gulbranson

    Matthew Gulbranson Resident Swinger

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    At any rate, those flies are some dirty deeds done dirt cheap. They will do the trick. All this talk about balls makes me want to tie up a few sacks. :)
     
  8. Matt Smith

    Matt Smith On the river Noyb

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    Thank you Matthew, this is the type of dirty ball talk that I had intended with this thread. Now please go tie and remember to post some pictures of your dirty sack so we can all be impressed and coment on how you manipulated your balls to make such a nasty sack.
     
  9. Loren Jensen

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    iagree
     
  10. Matthew Gulbranson

    Matthew Gulbranson Resident Swinger

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    Here are some seriously nasty balls I thought all you dirty sack lovers would like. Especially since there has been a lot of hatin' around here lately.

    In all honesty, I've only fished like this a couple times. But with these babies, I'm gonna do it more often. Like one of those ladies you just can't say 'no' too!
     
  11. Matt Smith

    Matt Smith On the river Noyb

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    Those are some tasty looking balls! Otters eggs or hot glue? What kind of beer in the glass?
     
  12. Matthew Gulbranson

    Matthew Gulbranson Resident Swinger

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    Neither on the guesses for the balls. For the beer, it's a recently bottled IPA. And a tasty one at that. Also tried a glass of my barley wine tonight that I just racked into the secondary after a month. Damn smooooothhh.....and dangerous! I'm gonna have a hard time keeping away from that one.
     
  13. Matt Smith

    Matt Smith On the river Noyb

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    Save some for me, can you make it last a week?
     
  14. Matthew Gulbranson

    Matthew Gulbranson Resident Swinger

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    I'm bottling it this weekend, so it should be drinkable by the next weekend! :) I'll even let you touch my balls too :rofl::rofl:
     
  15. Matt Smith

    Matt Smith On the river Noyb

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    OooooooHooooooooo!:rolleyes:
     
  16. Loren Jensen

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    is this what happens when a fly tyer drinks beer?

    lmao. nice.
     
  17. jeff bandy

    jeff bandy Make my day

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  18. Matthew Gulbranson

    Matthew Gulbranson Resident Swinger

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    Haha! Yes, indeed I do Jeff! Good eyes! I need to get my hands on some tail soon!!! Time for another one :beer1:
     
  19. Matt Smith

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    It's called tying fluid! I would suggest you try some but since you are just a smolt, that would be irresponsible of me.
     
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    Now Mathew.... be nice!
     

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