A post by CWUGirl got me thinking... Just say no to bait. Get a Standard Poodle. A 24" Citori Upland Special is the right gun. (Unless you can afford a Merkel 147E) And why eat duck when there are Ruffed Grouse and Pheasant? Last but not least if your girl (or woman, wife, whatever) is interested in your sports, be thankful, love her right, and quityerbitchin' fool. None of the above matter if she's there with you. Any comebacks...?