NFR Boehner gets a boner...

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by Jamie Wilson, Oct 8, 2013.

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  1. mtskibum16

    mtskibum16 Active Member

    I'll admit the average Subaru driver is on the slow side. But then, when you drive above average speed, everyone is on the slow side. I have more issues with Prius drivers than Subaru drivers these days. I think all the slow mid 90s Outback owners are trading in for a Prius. All I know is that with over 300 hp in my Forester, it's a rare occurance to have someone on my tail! :cool:
     
  2. GAT

    GAT Active Member

    I don't want to offend another group of specific vehicle owners so I won't go off on a Prius rant. Evidently, the challenge for a Prius owner must be to drive slow enough that the gas engine never comes on -- which must be somewhere around 22 miles per hour.

    ...and to think at one time a VW Bug was considered slow...

    (I come from a long line of speeders... except for my Mom... she was issued just one speeding ticket in her life and when she was cited, you'd think she was going to die ... according to her, the OSP officer smelled like he'd been drinking so obviously she was given a ticket in error -- and considering the speeds she drove, I'm inclined to believe her)
     
  3. Evan Burck

    Evan Burck Fudge Dragon

    Start at 3:30
     
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  4. GAT

    GAT Active Member

    I love those guys... one of the best shows on TV. Geez, what a tough job....
     
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  5. Evan Burck

    Evan Burck Fudge Dragon

    Probably THE most entertaining thing on TV

    Edit: besides Fox news and CSPAN of course.
     
  6. Aw man, I drive a Prius. When I'm just wading and don't have to traverse rough roads, I drive it to fish. I own guns. I try to avoid speeding tickets. Can I be in the misfits club?
     
  7. mtskibum16

    mtskibum16 Active Member

    So I'd probably get 17 mpg in a Prius because I'd have to be going all out everywhere I went in order to achieve a reasonable speed.
     
  8. GAT

    GAT Active Member

    What's use of horse power if you're not going to use it... ALL of it.

    Don't spare the ponies. Let them out of the barn!
     
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  9. Cruik

    Cruik Active Member

    What month is this? This is really more of a February, PS rivers are closed, pre-ice off, cabin fever thread.
     
  10. Kaiserman

    Kaiserman content

    Or they're smart with their money, out of debt, and can budget one in. :p
     
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  11. Lugan

    Lugan Joe Streamer

    Yes! This ^^^

    Separately, I bought a Subaru a year ago precisely to raise the average speed of the brand. If you listen closely when I pass, you can hear me yelling, "Get the f--k out of my way, f--king hippies!" There are way too many hippies in Seattle, in Subarus or otherwise.
     
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  12. mtskibum16

    mtskibum16 Active Member

    Wait, isn't this about politics? What's this "budget" thing you speak of?
     
  13. wadin' boot

    wadin' boot Donny, you're out of your element...

    Talk of debts and AWD vehicles is like catnip to Ive of Ione... need to throw down some new keywords to lure him onto this thread:

    mileage
    gas prices
    retirement
    401 k
     
  14. SteveA

    SteveA Gnu to the board

    I got a speeding ticket a couple weeks ago on highway 2 in eastern WA. I drive a Subaru Forester! :eek:

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  15. Kaiserman

    Kaiserman content

    Well, it's this complex system of mathematics (really high level stuff), where you set aside monies for certain expenditures.

    Now, if you want to get into the really, really high tech math (I mean like alien stuff), you operate your budget on a balanced system. I know, I know... hang in there. Most crazy, smart people, I mean like psychopath smart, call this a ' balanced budget '.

    See what they did?! They put the two words together (but switched them around). I know, I know, it's crazy stuff man. But the meaning of it will just blow your mind. The idea, is to not spend more than you take in. WHAT!? :eek:

    Breathe man, just breathe... it's a lot to take in all at once. :p:D
     
  16. GAT

    GAT Active Member

    Did a officer in a Prius pull you over? :)
     
  17. Jamie Wilson

    Jamie Wilson Active Member

    Subaru Justy AWD 4dr
    '95ish
    Google it!
     
  18. plaegreid

    plaegreid Saved by the buoyancy of citrus


    BLASPHEMER! :eek:
     
  19. SteveA

    SteveA Gnu to the board

    If he'd been in a Prius I would have tried to out-run him.

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  20. Ed Call

    Ed Call Mumbling Moderator Staff Member

    Stop bringing me in to this stupidity.
     
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