NFR Bumper sticker: a favorite or, better yet, one you would invent

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by Dorylf, Feb 10, 2013.

  1. Dorylf

    Dorylf Oregon Member

    Bumper stickers, it seems, are an art form and a distinct means of self-expression. In my experience, almost everybody has a favorite or two even if they would never actually affix a sticker to their vehicle (I wouldn't, but I have also known people who have nigh on 20 stickers on their car).

    Some are fishing related such as this simplistic example: "I fish, therefore I am." Others are kinda clever like: "Visualize Whirled Peas."

    I don't particularly know why, but I've had a couple of slogans kicking around that might make good bumper stickers. I think they're original, but maybe not:

    "Prey for me; I don't hunt"

    "What's a Gluten?"

    But, I'm not especially talented. What do you all got?

    Phil
     
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  2. Peyton00

    Peyton00 Active Member

    I have some that are vulgar and dont need to be posted. I will post one.

    " this space intentionally left blank"
     
  3. YAKIMA

    YAKIMA AKA: Gregory Mine

    "Don't piss me off, I'm not afraid to bend this thing"
    "Praying to God may eventually get you to Heaven. Break into my house, and I can get you there a lot quicker"
     
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  4. Mark Walker

    Mark Walker Active Member

    "Harder than your Husband"
     
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  5. Blue

    Blue Active Member

    Mine is also a favorite T Shirt
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  6. Josh

    Josh dead in the water

    I've got a "Drop flies not bombs" one somewhere.
     
  7. Flyborg

    Flyborg Active Member

    "In case of rapture, I'll be looting cars"
     
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  8. Kent Lufkin

    Kent Lufkin Remember when you could remember everything?

    Seen on the back of an MGB with a gorgeous brunette at the wheel back in 1970s California: "Happiness is a tight pussy."

    K
     
  9. zen leecher aka bill w

    zen leecher aka bill w born to work, forced to fish

    I like "I might be slow but I'm ahead of you" for a rear bumper sticker.
     
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  10. Dave Evans

    Dave Evans Active Member

    TU chapter from the midwest had a benefit and the bumper sticker they sold was "Be responsible, have all of your steelhead speyed"

    I bought two.
     
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  11. "In Dog Beers I've only had one"
    "Work harder, millions on Welfare are depending on you".
     
  12. David Loy

    David Loy Senior Moment

    On an older Volvo last fall: Kennedy/Johnson.
    On my beater car: It's only paper work to me.
     
  13. jersey

    jersey livin' the dream

    Saw this two weeks ago

    "Blaming guns on violence is like blaming spoons on Rosie O'Donnell"

    Still chuckle about that one..
     
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  14. Jim Wallace

    Jim Wallace Smells like low tide

    Damned right I'm drunk! Sure as Hell, I ain't no stunt driver!
     
  15. Jim Wallace

    Jim Wallace Smells like low tide

    "For such a small town, it sure has a lot of assholes!"
     
  16. Jim Wallace

    Jim Wallace Smells like low tide

    Take out your Ex tonight. A .357 oughta do it.:eek:
     
  17. Irafly

    Irafly Active Member

    I just thought about this same topic today when I noticed someone with a Patagonia Sticker and a GLoomis decal. Keeping this fishing related for my own resolutions, I think that a common fly fishing sticker would be good so we can recognize and wave at each other while driving. Maybe even extend a merging curtesy. Maybe just a simple phrase of Fly Fisherman or woman.
     
  18. gearhead

    gearhead Active Member

    Its a good thing Sheep don't Vote
    Oh wait.....they do!

    Stealing these two:

    Dip me in Honey and throw me to the Lesbians....

    My car doesn't run on Hope
     
  19. rainbow

    rainbow My name is Mark Oberg

    I do beleave Chris has some bumper stickers, hats, etc for washingtonflyfishing.com
     
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  20. Bob Triggs

    Bob Triggs Your Preferred Olympic Peninsula Fly Fishing Guide

    My most recent favorite is from fellow member WW, in support of Occupy Skagit: "Catch And Release Is Not A Crime". I hope I dont get shot with that thing on my truck... http://olympicpeninsulaflyfishing.blogspot.com
     
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