NFR Bumper sticker: a favorite or, better yet, one you would invent

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by Dorylf, Feb 10, 2013.

  1. Bumper stickers, it seems, are an art form and a distinct means of self-expression. In my experience, almost everybody has a favorite or two even if they would never actually affix a sticker to their vehicle (I wouldn't, but I have also known people who have nigh on 20 stickers on their car).

    Some are fishing related such as this simplistic example: "I fish, therefore I am." Others are kinda clever like: "Visualize Whirled Peas."

    I don't particularly know why, but I've had a couple of slogans kicking around that might make good bumper stickers. I think they're original, but maybe not:

    "Prey for me; I don't hunt"

    "What's a Gluten?"

    But, I'm not especially talented. What do you all got?

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  2. I have some that are vulgar and dont need to be posted. I will post one.

    " this space intentionally left blank"
  3. "Don't piss me off, I'm not afraid to bend this thing"
    "Praying to God may eventually get you to Heaven. Break into my house, and I can get you there a lot quicker"
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  4. "Harder than your Husband"
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  5. Mine is also a favorite T Shirt
  6. I've got a "Drop flies not bombs" one somewhere.
  7. "In case of rapture, I'll be looting cars"
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  8. Seen on the back of an MGB with a gorgeous brunette at the wheel back in 1970s California: "Happiness is a tight pussy."

  9. I like "I might be slow but I'm ahead of you" for a rear bumper sticker.
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  10. TU chapter from the midwest had a benefit and the bumper sticker they sold was "Be responsible, have all of your steelhead speyed"

    I bought two.
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  11. "In Dog Beers I've only had one"
    "Work harder, millions on Welfare are depending on you".
  12. On an older Volvo last fall: Kennedy/Johnson.
    On my beater car: It's only paper work to me.
  13. Saw this two weeks ago

    "Blaming guns on violence is like blaming spoons on Rosie O'Donnell"

    Still chuckle about that one..
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  14. Damned right I'm drunk! Sure as Hell, I ain't no stunt driver!
  15. "For such a small town, it sure has a lot of assholes!"
  16. Take out your Ex tonight. A .357 oughta do it.:eek:
  17. I just thought about this same topic today when I noticed someone with a Patagonia Sticker and a GLoomis decal. Keeping this fishing related for my own resolutions, I think that a common fly fishing sticker would be good so we can recognize and wave at each other while driving. Maybe even extend a merging curtesy. Maybe just a simple phrase of Fly Fisherman or woman.
  18. Its a good thing Sheep don't Vote
    Oh wait.....they do!

    Stealing these two:

    Dip me in Honey and throw me to the Lesbians....

    My car doesn't run on Hope
  19. I do beleave Chris has some bumper stickers, hats, etc for
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  20. My most recent favorite is from fellow member WW, in support of Occupy Skagit: "Catch And Release Is Not A Crime". I hope I dont get shot with that thing on my truck...
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