NFR Bumper sticker: a favorite or, better yet, one you would invent

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by Dorylf, Feb 10, 2013.

  1. Dorylf Oregon Member

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    Bumper stickers, it seems, are an art form and a distinct means of self-expression. In my experience, almost everybody has a favorite or two even if they would never actually affix a sticker to their vehicle (I wouldn't, but I have also known people who have nigh on 20 stickers on their car).

    Some are fishing related such as this simplistic example: "I fish, therefore I am." Others are kinda clever like: "Visualize Whirled Peas."

    I don't particularly know why, but I've had a couple of slogans kicking around that might make good bumper stickers. I think they're original, but maybe not:

    "Prey for me; I don't hunt"

    "What's a Gluten?"

    But, I'm not especially talented. What do you all got?

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  2. Peyton00 Active Member

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    I have some that are vulgar and dont need to be posted. I will post one.

    " this space intentionally left blank"
  3. YAKIMA AKA: Gregory Mine

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    "Don't piss me off, I'm not afraid to bend this thing"
    "Praying to God may eventually get you to Heaven. Break into my house, and I can get you there a lot quicker"
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  4. Mark Walker Active Member

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    "Harder than your Husband"
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  5. Blue Active Member

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    Mine is also a favorite T Shirt
  6. Josh dead in the water

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    I've got a "Drop flies not bombs" one somewhere.
  7. Flyborg Active Member

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    "In case of rapture, I'll be looting cars"
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  8. Kent Lufkin Remember when you could remember everything?

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    Seen on the back of an MGB with a gorgeous brunette at the wheel back in 1970s California: "Happiness is a tight pussy."

  9. zen leecher aka bill w born to work, forced to fish

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    I like "I might be slow but I'm ahead of you" for a rear bumper sticker.
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  10. Dave Evans Active Member

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    TU chapter from the midwest had a benefit and the bumper sticker they sold was "Be responsible, have all of your steelhead speyed"

    I bought two.
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  11. Robert Engleheart Robert

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    "In Dog Beers I've only had one"
    "Work harder, millions on Welfare are depending on you".
  12. David Loy Senior Moment

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    On an older Volvo last fall: Kennedy/Johnson.
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  13. jersey livin' the dream

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    Saw this two weeks ago

    "Blaming guns on violence is like blaming spoons on Rosie O'Donnell"

    Still chuckle about that one..
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  14. Jim Wallace Smells like low tide

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    Damned right I'm drunk! Sure as Hell, I ain't no stunt driver!
  15. Jim Wallace Smells like low tide

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    "For such a small town, it sure has a lot of assholes!"
  16. Jim Wallace Smells like low tide

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    Take out your Ex tonight. A .357 oughta do it.:eek:
  17. Irafly Active Member

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    I just thought about this same topic today when I noticed someone with a Patagonia Sticker and a GLoomis decal. Keeping this fishing related for my own resolutions, I think that a common fly fishing sticker would be good so we can recognize and wave at each other while driving. Maybe even extend a merging curtesy. Maybe just a simple phrase of Fly Fisherman or woman.
  18. gearhead Active Member

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    Its a good thing Sheep don't Vote
    Oh wait.....they do!

    Stealing these two:

    Dip me in Honey and throw me to the Lesbians....

    My car doesn't run on Hope
  19. rainbow My name is Mark Oberg

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    I do beleave Chris has some bumper stickers, hats, etc for
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  20. Bob Triggs Your Preferred Olympic Peninsula Fly Fishing Guide

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    My most recent favorite is from fellow member WW, in support of Occupy Skagit: "Catch And Release Is Not A Crime". I hope I dont get shot with that thing on my truck...
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