Cedar Proposition

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by wadin' boot, Jun 20, 2013.

  1. Lex Story

    Lex Story Angler, Gastronomist, Artist, Jarhead, Geek

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    I will have none of that business sir, none at all. I think that by not displaying a aggressive stance you kept it from escalating into something far worse. I on the other hand would have moved into a "do not bother me mood" stance. The machete handle protruding from my pack also speaks the same sentiment on my behalf.
     
  2. constructeur

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    Renton :cool:
     
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  3. some would argue maple valley either way both have there share of wierdos
     
  4. Kyle Escamilla

    Kyle Escamilla Active Member

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    And no fish remember. HAHA!
     
  5. David Loy

    David Loy Senior Moment

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    Jesus Boot, some guys have all the luck! Go buy a Lotto ticket.
    Ever wonder why these guys are attracted to you? Maybe be the "hot hand"?... the colorful aura? Stiff wind? Wand? Snappy attire?
    You can't make that shit up. Oh yeah, that's right, you can. Traver good read!
     
  6. wadin' boot

    wadin' boot Donny, you're out of your element...

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    Two words David: Sex Panther



    Thing is I am old and ugly enough to be flattered by any attentions, but this approach just didn't do it for me, I like a little witty banter, some repartee, maybe a little music, Huey Lewis perhaps, kinda like Patrick Bateman, who is also fond of the utilitarian see-through raincoat.
     
  7. Irafly

    Irafly Bobber Downey Sr.

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  8. Jim Speaker

    Jim Speaker Active Member

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    Holy cow man... reading this AFTER reading Riseform's post had me laughing my ass off the whole way through.

    Freakin RIOT!!! :D
     
  9. montana_sam

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    Still laughing about that. Reminds me of Something off "Reno 911"
     
  10. KerryS

    KerryS Ignored Member

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    Nice story boot. You can get similar action poaching the upper Sauk.
     
  11. Itchy Dog

    Itchy Dog Some call me Kirk Werner

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    Boot, I don't know if Reader's Digest is still printed, and if it is I don't know if they still have the "Drama in Real Life" feature. But if the answer two both of my afore-mentioned speculations is 'yes' then you need to submit this story.

    Damn fine retelling of a life oddity.
     
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  12. Travis Bille

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    Hey Boot, what do you do for a living? I'm curious...
     
  13. triploidjunkie

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    He messes with peoples' brains:)
     
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  14. bennysbuddy

    bennysbuddy the sultan of swing

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    Hey Boot, what do you do for a living? I'm curious... He messes with peoples' brains:)

    really ? Somebody will pay you to mess with their head!!!​
     
  15. Jim Speaker

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    You fly fish and you haven't needed a shrink? :D
     
  16. Old Man

    Old Man Just an Old Man

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    I believe that he is a nurse.
     
  17. David Loy

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    The Government loves fiction.
     
  18. bennysbuddy

    bennysbuddy the sultan of swing

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    My doctor told me that 1 in 4 people are suffering from mental illness. So if your three best friends seem okay ,you'er the one with mental problems. so far I seem to be normal.
     
  19. Jim Speaker

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    Not nearly fictional enough, OMJ, c'mon man. At your age should you be spinning yarns in your sleep? :D
     
  20. Brad Niemeyer

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    Bizzare, yet strangely familiar. Seems like a scene from a David Lynch movie. I don't know why, but this sort of strange encounter seems to happen alot around rivers. Not so much around lakes. I wonder if the flowing current mesmorizes the weak willed into a zombielike stupor...or its just the drugs.