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#1 ·
---------- For immediate release: Hollywood, Dec 12th 2005 -----------

Due to the unexpected success of the recent film "Brokeback Mountain" starring Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhall, OMJ/MONK Productions has decided to rush-release the much-anticipated sequel to this torrid film:



Already the critics are weighing in with their universally low regard for this cinematic gem:

"I give this film two very enthusiastic thumbs down. WAAYY down!" - Roger Ebert

"Sick Sick Sick..........this make Caligula looke like Bambi!" - Joel Siegel

"I've never seen that done in breathables before" - Bob Guccione

"Who gave these clowns the dough to make this crap?" - Rob Reiner

"I love a good Love Story but this is just too much" - Ali McGraw

"Soreback Mountin' puts the crack back in Cracker Bar" - Cletis Schplatt, Mayor of Sultan

"Absolute depravity.....if you let anyone you love see this movie, you are committing an act of utter cruelty" - Michael Medved

"How the hell did our gear get used in this piece 'o garbage? We had NOTHING to do with this" - GLoomis spokesman Jumbo Yomama

"A treasure of a film. I can't wait to see it again. Old Man....call me?" - Richard Simmons

"Thank gawd I didn't have to do any stunts in THIS horror film!" - Jason Borger

"It's a movie" - Rex Reed

"Why does that old guy constantly flip off the other guy?" - David Spade

"I want to do a movie with Old Man...he's friggin' AWESOME!" - Will Ferrell

Soreback Mountin' is proud to have these fine companies as sponsors: Doan's Pills, Maalox, Hodgman, Little Debbie Snack Cakes, Schmidt Ice, BenGay, Okuma, Universal Truss, Kessler's Whiskey, Frog Hair, Smelly Jelly, Sage, Absorbine Junior, Krispy Kreme Donuts, Umpqua Feather Merchants, Red Hook, Levitra and Motrin.
 
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Old man said:
Where is the smilie that shows you being flipped off,Mingo.bawling: bawling: bawling: bawling: bawling: bawling: bawling: bawling: bawling: bawling:
Don't cry Jim................you get to be a star only because you are so loved.........and because I know right now you are pointing that middle finger at me through your computer screen :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
#8 ·
Old man said:
No,it's pointing up into the air so you can see the whole finger.. If I was computer smart I would of added the picture of me holding up my hand with the one finger up. But since I'm not. You have to settle for what you think I am doing.

Jim
I'll bet you are doing something that resembles this cloud formation...



;) :rofl: you know you love the attention :p wonder what Monk will think...............:beer2:
 
#16 ·
I'm guessing that this film is yet Unrated...but that said, is probably suited to mature audiences.

Nice work Mingo, I can only imagine what you must be going through editing it, and working with the sound track.:p

The rumor mill is that there will soon be a new internet site, OMJ.Com, where one can purchase the entire video collection?
 
#20 ·
Just hours after "INANE POST,AND WHAT HARM THEY DO....." and now this! The horror of it all suddenly manifested! But wait-maybe there is a fine line between INANE and DELIGHTFUL! We will need more of each to make a meaningful determination.....:)

Great work Mingo, I'm hoping you will do the sequel in 3D. Ive
 
#24 ·
Mingo said:
Soreback Mountin' is proud to have these fine companies as sponsors: Doan's Pills, Maalox, Hodgman, Little Debbie Snack Cakes, Schmidt Ice, BenGay, Okuma, Universal Truss, Kessler's Whiskey, Frog Hair, Smelly Jelly, Sage, Absorbine Junior, Krispy Kreme Donuts, Umpqua Feather Merchants, Red Hook, Levitra and Motrin.
Just noticed you forgot to give "Viagara" a credit as one of the sponsors, if ever there was a need for it, this would have to be at the top of the list!!
:eek:

LOL

LB
 
#25 ·
papafsh said:
Just noticed you forgot to give "Viagara" a credit as one of the sponsors, if ever there was a need for it, this would have to be at the top of the list!!
LOL LB
Viagra would not touch a sponsorship slot in this "film" but the fine folks at Levitra have no pride..............so they stepped up to fill that "dysfunction aid" role :rofl:
 
#26 ·
There will be no sequal. I refuse to fish with anybody that is a camera carrying freak. If you are carrying a camera your not fishing with me. And when ever I stop to rest, I will do it away from everybody.

Inspections will be in order when ever we fish together again. NO CAMERA"S ever again.

I have spoken.

One grouchy old man.

NO SEQUAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim
 
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