---------- For immediate release: Hollywood, Dec 12th 2005 -----------
Due to the unexpected success of the recent film "Brokeback Mountain" starring Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhall, OMJ/MONK Productions has decided to rush-release the much-anticipated sequel to this torrid film:
Already the critics are weighing in with their universally low regard for this cinematic gem:
"I give this film two very enthusiastic thumbs down. WAAYY down!" - Roger Ebert
"Sick Sick Sick..........this make Caligula looke like Bambi!" - Joel Siegel
"I've never seen that done in breathables before" - Bob Guccione
"Who gave these clowns the dough to make this crap?" - Rob Reiner
"I love a good Love Story but this is just too much" - Ali McGraw
"Soreback Mountin' puts the crack back in Cracker Bar" - Cletis Schplatt, Mayor of Sultan
"Absolute depravity.....if you let anyone you love see this movie, you are committing an act of utter cruelty" - Michael Medved
"How the hell did our gear get used in this piece 'o garbage? We had NOTHING to do with this" - GLoomis spokesman Jumbo Yomama
"A treasure of a film. I can't wait to see it again. Old Man....call me?" - Richard Simmons
"Thank gawd I didn't have to do any stunts in THIS horror film!" - Jason Borger
"It's a movie" - Rex Reed
"Why does that old guy constantly flip off the other guy?" - David Spade
"I want to do a movie with Old Man...he's friggin' AWESOME!" - Will Ferrell
Soreback Mountin' is proud to have these fine companies as sponsors: Doan's Pills, Maalox, Hodgman, Little Debbie Snack Cakes, Schmidt Ice, BenGay, Okuma, Universal Truss, Kessler's Whiskey, Frog Hair, Smelly Jelly, Sage, Absorbine Junior, Krispy Kreme Donuts, Umpqua Feather Merchants, Red Hook, Levitra and Motrin.
Due to the unexpected success of the recent film "Brokeback Mountain" starring Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhall, OMJ/MONK Productions has decided to rush-release the much-anticipated sequel to this torrid film:
Already the critics are weighing in with their universally low regard for this cinematic gem:
"I give this film two very enthusiastic thumbs down. WAAYY down!" - Roger Ebert
"Sick Sick Sick..........this make Caligula looke like Bambi!" - Joel Siegel
"I've never seen that done in breathables before" - Bob Guccione
"Who gave these clowns the dough to make this crap?" - Rob Reiner
"I love a good Love Story but this is just too much" - Ali McGraw
"Soreback Mountin' puts the crack back in Cracker Bar" - Cletis Schplatt, Mayor of Sultan
"Absolute depravity.....if you let anyone you love see this movie, you are committing an act of utter cruelty" - Michael Medved
"How the hell did our gear get used in this piece 'o garbage? We had NOTHING to do with this" - GLoomis spokesman Jumbo Yomama
"A treasure of a film. I can't wait to see it again. Old Man....call me?" - Richard Simmons
"Thank gawd I didn't have to do any stunts in THIS horror film!" - Jason Borger
"It's a movie" - Rex Reed
"Why does that old guy constantly flip off the other guy?" - David Spade
"I want to do a movie with Old Man...he's friggin' AWESOME!" - Will Ferrell
Soreback Mountin' is proud to have these fine companies as sponsors: Doan's Pills, Maalox, Hodgman, Little Debbie Snack Cakes, Schmidt Ice, BenGay, Okuma, Universal Truss, Kessler's Whiskey, Frog Hair, Smelly Jelly, Sage, Absorbine Junior, Krispy Kreme Donuts, Umpqua Feather Merchants, Red Hook, Levitra and Motrin.