Coming Soon to a theater near you!!!

Discussion in 'Photography / Video' started by Mingo, Dec 12, 2005.

  1. Mingo the Menehune stole my beer

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    ---------- For immediate release: Hollywood, Dec 12th 2005 -----------

    Due to the unexpected success of the recent film "Brokeback Mountain" starring Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhall, OMJ/MONK Productions has decided to rush-release the much-anticipated sequel to this torrid film:


    Already the critics are weighing in with their universally low regard for this cinematic gem:

    "I give this film two very enthusiastic thumbs down. WAAYY down!" - Roger Ebert

    "Sick Sick Sick..........this make Caligula looke like Bambi!" - Joel Siegel

    "I've never seen that done in breathables before" - Bob Guccione

    "Who gave these clowns the dough to make this crap?" - Rob Reiner

    "I love a good Love Story but this is just too much" - Ali McGraw

    "Soreback Mountin' puts the crack back in Cracker Bar" - Cletis Schplatt, Mayor of Sultan

    "Absolute depravity.....if you let anyone you love see this movie, you are committing an act of utter cruelty" - Michael Medved

    "How the hell did our gear get used in this piece 'o garbage? We had NOTHING to do with this" - GLoomis spokesman Jumbo Yomama

    "A treasure of a film. I can't wait to see it again. Old me?" - Richard Simmons

    "Thank gawd I didn't have to do any stunts in THIS horror film!" - Jason Borger

    "It's a movie" - Rex Reed

    "Why does that old guy constantly flip off the other guy?" - David Spade

    "I want to do a movie with Old Man...he's friggin' AWESOME!" - Will Ferrell

    Soreback Mountin' is proud to have these fine companies as sponsors: Doan's Pills, Maalox, Hodgman, Little Debbie Snack Cakes, Schmidt Ice, BenGay, Okuma, Universal Truss, Kessler's Whiskey, Frog Hair, Smelly Jelly, Sage, Absorbine Junior, Krispy Kreme Donuts, Umpqua Feather Merchants, Red Hook, Levitra and Motrin.
  2. Zen Piscator Supporting wild steelhead, gravel to gravel.

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    Nice Borget quote, i think im gonna give him a call tomorrow and direct him to the link, you caught him spot on. Good stuff mingo:beer2: :beer2: :beer2:
  3. mr trout Trevor Hutton

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    Mingo, you are officially "The Man"!!!
  4. mike doughty Honorary Member

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    Classic, f@&*ing classic!
  5. Old Man Just an Old Man

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    Where is the smilie that shows you being flipped off,Mingo.bawling: bawling: bawling: bawling: bawling: bawling: bawling: bawling: bawling: bawling:
  6. Mingo the Menehune stole my beer

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    Don't cry get to be a star only because you are so loved.........and because I know right now you are pointing that middle finger at me through your computer screen :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  7. Old Man Just an Old Man

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    No,it's pointing up into the air so you can see the whole finger.. If I was computer smart I would of added the picture of me holding up my hand with the one finger up. But since I'm not. You have to settle for what you think I am doing.

  8. Mingo the Menehune stole my beer

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    I'll bet you are doing something that resembles this cloud formation...


    ;) :rofl: you know you love the attention :p wonder what Monk will think...............:beer2:
  9. SilverFly Ancient Steelhead Sensei

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    Camas, WA
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    Photoshop and cloud formations?!!!

    Good lord man, what Pandora's box have you opened for those with "fertile" imaginations?!!!

    Must.... resist .... creative ... urges ......!!!!
  10. John Hicks Owner and operator of Sea Run Pursuits

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    This has to be the funniest thread I've seen yet on this site. Mingo you the man!
  11. Stephen Rice Senior Member

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    Classic. This should be voted "Best Post of the Year 2005"
  12. Jim Jones flytosser

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    Nice work, Mingo.

  13. Dick Warnke was Pram-Man

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    That is "Acadamy" stuff Mingo!!! A sure fire "Oscar" to you!!! I,ll be laughing all day. Thanks for the kick start!!
  14. papafsh Piscatorial predilection

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    Very funny....very funny indeed!

    A :beer1: would go good right about now, and it's only 7:40AM!

  15. PeteM Member

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    Absolutely classic.

  16. Steve Buckner Mother Nature's Son

    I'm guessing that this film is yet Unrated...but that said, is probably suited to mature audiences.

    Nice work Mingo, I can only imagine what you must be going through editing it, and working with the sound track.:p

    The rumor mill is that there will soon be a new internet site, OMJ.Com, where one can purchase the entire video collection?
  17. Desmond Wiles Sir Castaline

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    "The worse day of my life, what do you think?!" -Napoleon Dynamite

    "It's pretty cool, I guess." -Kip Dynamite
  18. Backyard SANCHO!

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    This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
    Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.

    Good stuff mingo :rofl:
  19. Banzai FFing and VWs...Bugs & Bugs

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    :rofl: "...insulting, banal, disgusting, yet somehow intriging and requiring... dun - dun - DUN... a SEQUEL!:p :p :p :p :eek:
  20. IveofIone Active Member

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    Just hours after "INANE POST,AND WHAT HARM THEY DO....." and now this! The horror of it all suddenly manifested! But wait-maybe there is a fine line between INANE and DELIGHTFUL! We will need more of each to make a meaningful determination.....:)

    Great work Mingo, I'm hoping you will do the sequel in 3D. Ive