Creative Fishing Slogans...

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by Steve Buckner, Oct 2, 2003.

  1. Steve Buckner Mother Nature's Son

    I was thinking that this could be somewhat of a creative exercise, maybe best done with a couple of whiskeys...What slogans/sayings can you come up with?

    One that I thought of...

    "People are like fish hooks, some are just sharper than others..."
  2. Bob Triggs STOP KILLING WILD STEELHEAD!!!!

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    My favorite,(and I own the rights to it too!):

    "It can't be time to stop fishing...I still have flies!"
  3. wet line New Member

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    That is one of the funniest things I have ever run across!
  4. BOBLAWLESS New Member

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    KISS MY BASS (oh, sorry, that's already been used).
    KISS MY TROUT (oh, sorry, that's not so funny).
    KISS MY WADERS (oh, sorry, that might upset homophobes)
    KISS CHRIS'S WADERS (oh, sorry, that's even worse)
    KISS SOME WORMS (now there, how about that one?)
    Bob, the I've Got 'Em By The Millions:smokin :smokin :smokin
  5. Dizane Coast to Coast

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    "Eat my worm..."

    Can be used in multiple situations.

    Dane

    Drink up:beer2
  6. pwoens Active Member

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    If it is Old man Jim, it would be "fish on"...creative because hes lying ;-) :p }(

    NFR but it caught my attention:

    Some minds are like concrete...thoroughly mixed up and set.

    ~Patrick ><>
  7. Roper Idiot Savant

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    Tie me, Fly me, Whip me, Strip me....


    Roper,

    Good things come to those who wade...
  8. troutman101 Member

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    The way to a man's heart....

    C'mon everyone should know this one.


    It's not the length, but how you use your rod.

    Flyfishermen go deeper into the bush.

    Spawn 'til you die!
  9. pwoens Active Member

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    I met a fella in Maui with a Spawn tatoo that covered his entire back....he was so ashamed of that tatoo, it was funny. Spawn...too funny

    ~Patrick ><>
  10. Old Man Just an Old Man

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    Just for you Pat It would be "You can kiss my arse" or "Bite me"

    A Jim with a bad x( :p :p :p :p :p :p
  11. troutski New Member

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    "Somebody farted in Church" was the exclamation that came from my Canadian Uncle whenever he hooked a fish. He's an old-timer from Alberta & the usual quarry were Northern Pike but used to crack me up whenever I heard that.
  12. Kaari White Member

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    Troutman, I've got a Tshirt with the "way to a mans heart is through his fly" slogan. hahaha, way funny!
  13. Jason Trout Bum

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    Off of the Coed Nake Fishing shirts:

    "It feels good to release"
  14. Joe Smolt Member

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    There are lies, damn lies, then anything a fisherman tells you.
  15. Steelieblue New Member

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    Okay, this is only loosely based on fishing but still makes me chuckle.

    "I will be the first man to admit I have a 2 inch rod...but hey width isn't everything!"

    SB

    :beer2
  16. soreshoulder New Member

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  17. BOBLAWLESS New Member

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    My vote so far is for "Somebody Farted in Church" instead of the usual Fish On!.
    How farts in church could have anything to do with hooking a fish is so remote it makes me chuckle everytime I think about it.
    I may use it on my next call from a telemarketeer. In fact, it's all I maight say from now on.
    Bob, the Church Farter:eek :eek :eek
  18. Jerry Daschofsky Moderator

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    "A pretty fly can always catch the fisherman, but not always the fish"

    This is one of my mottos that derive from that one above, I've sort of adopted it into my business "The fly catches the fisherman first, the fish second". Some guys just like to buy pretty, flashy flies.

    This has been my motto on my "signatures" for years on the net. Started back on Prodigy clssic, and now is on my Yahoo profile.

    "I love to get my rod wet in the Hoh. The Hoh river that is"
  19. chadk Be the guide...

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    True story related to that...

    My dad is the son of a Fee Methodist pastor. When he was young, he was sitting next to his mom - the pastors wife, in the front pew of this small, quiet\reserved community church. He let out a loud nasty fart that immediatley stunk up the place. He said in a loud, slightly accusing voice "MOM!!".
  20. Smooth Guest

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    Fly Fishermen are experts with their Rods.

    Fishermen can float your boat.

    Fishermen do it with Nymphs

    (I know, those are bad, sorry)