Dear Citori, I bet my mom wouldn't have written me out of her will for being an unemployed loser if she had known how good I'd eventually become at Donkey Kong. But anyway, on to my question... I've almost finished the hot new single for my soon-to-go-platinum rap album, but I just need a few more rhymes. Can you help me out with some cool rhymes for "living in my parents' house" or "compulsive bed-wetter"? P.S. Know what I'm going to do with all that money to insure financial security? Well, my retirement advisor said it's hard to beat CDs for reasonable returns with little risk, so I going to sink it in as many cases of "Milli Vanilli's Greatest Hits" CD's as possible. Woo-hoo! Retirement, here I come!