NFR Greatest insult in literary history.

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  1. Porter

    Porter Active Member

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    Remember our HS coach yelling at a receiver after he dropped an easy pass in practice, don't know why but it stuck with me......" You couldn't catch a cold running buck-ass naked through Alaska in the winter time"
     
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    I remember hearing more from Lady Astor and Churchill:
    LA " Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!"
    WC "You're ugly, but tomorrow I will be sober."
     
  3. Porter

    Porter Active Member

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    Winston offerings

    Regarding Stalin......."If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons".
     
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  4. BaldBob

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    "A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.'

    That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”
    Benjamin Disraeli
     
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  5. Kent Lufkin

    Kent Lufkin Remember when you could remember everything?

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    Thanks! I'd forgotten that one.

    K
     
  6. Preston

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    Sorry, already posted
     
  7. Tacoma Red

    Tacoma Red I miss Joe Strummer

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    "Joe Frazier is so ugly he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife."
    Muhammad Ali

    "Bill Clinton is a man who thinks international affairs means dating a woman from out of town."
    Tom Clancy

    "Ive had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
    Groucho Marx

    "I was called "Rembrandt"-Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas."

    Bob Hope
     
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    The best part of you dripped down your mommas leg. :eek:
     
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    "You are a smelly pirate hooker.
    Why don't you go back to your home on whore island."

    Ron Burgundy :D
     
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  10. zen leecher aka bill w

    zen leecher aka bill w born to work, forced to fish

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    I heard one that apparently was uttered by a manuscript editor.

    "I'm in the smallest room of my house and I have your work in front of me. It shall soon be behind me."
     
  11. Slate Run

    Slate Run Adrift

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    duplicate quote………sorry
     
  12. Jeff Sawyer

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    "Your family tree is a catacus, because everyone on it is a prick."

    I don't remember where I heard it.
     
  13. Dipnet

    Dipnet The wanted posters say Tim Hartman

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    Not literary but I've always liked this put down: "Weren't you the Planned Parenthood poster child when you were young?"