NFR Greatest insult in literary history.

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by Rob Allen, Mar 31, 2014.

  1. Porter

    Porter Active Member

    Remember our HS coach yelling at a receiver after he dropped an easy pass in practice, don't know why but it stuck with me......" You couldn't catch a cold running buck-ass naked through Alaska in the winter time"
  2. bakerite

    bakerite Active Member

    I remember hearing more from Lady Astor and Churchill:
    LA " Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!"
    WC "You're ugly, but tomorrow I will be sober."
  3. Porter

    Porter Active Member

    Winston offerings

    Regarding Stalin......."If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons".
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  4. BaldBob

    BaldBob Member

    "A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.'

    That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”
    Benjamin Disraeli
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  5. Kent Lufkin

    Kent Lufkin Remember when you could remember everything?

    Thanks! I'd forgotten that one.

  6. Preston

    Preston Active Member

    Sorry, already posted
  7. Tacoma Red

    Tacoma Red Active Member

    "Joe Frazier is so ugly he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife."
    Muhammad Ali

    "Bill Clinton is a man who thinks international affairs means dating a woman from out of town."
    Tom Clancy

    "Ive had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
    Groucho Marx

    "I was called "Rembrandt"-Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas."

    Bob Hope
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  8. royalcoach

    royalcoach Active Member

    The best part of you dripped down your mommas leg. :eek:
  9. royalcoach

    royalcoach Active Member

    "You are a smelly pirate hooker.
    Why don't you go back to your home on whore island."

    Ron Burgundy :D
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  10. zen leecher aka bill w

    zen leecher aka bill w born to work, forced to fish

    I heard one that apparently was uttered by a manuscript editor.

    "I'm in the smallest room of my house and I have your work in front of me. It shall soon be behind me."
  11. Slate Run

    Slate Run Active Member

    duplicate quote………sorry
  12. Jeff Sawyer

    Jeff Sawyer Active Member

    "Your family tree is a catacus, because everyone on it is a prick."

    I don't remember where I heard it.
  13. Dipnet

    Dipnet aka Tim Hartman

    Not literary but I've always liked this put down: "Weren't you the Planned Parenthood poster child when you were young?"