You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72 hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his house. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel. By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable". In Michigan, he would be called "The last white guy still living in Detroit". In Arizona, he would be called "an avid gun collector". In Arkansas, he would be called "a novice gun collector". In Utah, he would be called "moderately well prepared", but they would probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food. In Kansas, he would be considered a guy down the road you would want to have for a friend. In Montana he would be called "The neighborhood go-to guy". In Alabama he would be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate". In Georgia he would be called "an eligible bachelor". In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, and south Carolina, he would be called a "deer hunting buddy". And in Texas, he would be just called "Bubba" .... who is "just a little short on ammo". And here in Maine and New Hampshire .... he would be called "my brother"