I am sooo busted!

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  1. Snake

    Snake tryin' not to get too comfortable

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    I went fishing this weekend, and didn't call the GF when I got back Sunday night. Instead, I stayed up reading WFF threads, and added a post to the "Dr. Citori" thread. The last line was:

    She got worried about me not calling, and checked WFF to see if I had posted a report or anything.

    I tried to explain it was all in jest, a 'man-pig' thing, but I don't think that took. I'm lucky I got away with my body parts intact.

    Damn. So busted.
     
  2. Charles Sullivan

    Charles Sullivan dreaming through the come down

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    NFR: I am sooo busted!

    Give her a diamond. That's what got me where I am today.

    Pedroia,
    cds
     
  3. Snake

    Snake tryin' not to get too comfortable

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    NFR: I am sooo busted!

    :eek::eek::eek:

    I'll try a little apologetic grovelling first.

    Then maybe some flowers, or something.....
     
  4. Buck

    Buck "Ride'n Dirty."

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    NFR: I am sooo busted!

    I hope she wasn't watching this one? Wow.
     
  5. Connor Parrish

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    NFR: I am sooo busted!

    :rofl:
     
  6. fly punk

    fly punk lunatic trout bum

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    NFR: I am sooo busted!

    Now that is the funniest thing ive heard in a while :rofl:
    But dont buy diamonds and flowers or they just start expecting it. If she cant find the joke and the humor in that s**t can her and move on. Life is to short to grovel! :thumb:
     
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    NFR: I am sooo busted!

    Priceless

    It just has to come over to the UK!
    :)
     
  8. Coach Duff

    Coach Duff Banned or Parked

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    NFR: I am sooo busted!

    Tell her you meant your other girlfriend...............Then RUN!
     
  9. The Famous Grouse

    The Famous Grouse New Member

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    NFR: I am sooo busted!

    OK, I'm having trouble working it out, Charles. Are you in a good place or a bad place? Or if your wife is monitoring the forum, you might prefer not to answer.


    Yeah. That'll make it all better.

    Grouse
     
  10. SteelieD

    SteelieD Non Member

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    NFR: I am sooo busted!

    I'd change your board name... now!
     
  11. Porter

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    NFR: I am sooo busted!

    Ask the magnificent Citori what he would do in this situation.
     
  12. fredaevans

    fredaevans Active Member

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    Hi HO!! Welcome to the Board, Grouse.:beer2:

    "I'd change your board name... now!" I think I'd change my given name too ...... 'hell hath no fury, etc.'

    Fred
     
  13. GATOR9

    GATOR9 Hey you guys

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    NFR: I am sooo busted!

    Forget Dr. Citori, the only thing left for you now is to give Jerry Springer a call, the exposure may do wonders for you and who knows maybe you will share the stage with sickclown.
     
  14. montnative

    montnative born and raised in the Beartooths

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    NFR: I am sooo busted!

    You need to take her on a weekend getaway. Someplace where she can get a spa treatment and you can go fishing:thumb::rofl:
     
  15. Keith Hixson

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    Grovel, Grovel, Grovel.

    [You need to take her on a weekend getaway. Someplace where she can get a spa treatment and you can go fishing]

    Good Idea except: Don't take any fishing equipment with you. Give her all your attention. If you go fishing while on her "little vacation" she'll won't believe your groveling.

    Keith
     
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    Buy her a gym membership?
     
  17. The Famous Grouse

    The Famous Grouse New Member

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    FB, are you, um, by chance, divorced or single? No reason for asking or anything.

    Grouse
     
  18. Matt Burke

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    NFR: I am sooo busted!

    Dude, I've been told a 1000 times that for a wife or girlfriend it can be very lonely. If there is this much friction already, then you are baked! I've been married and divorced three times and fishing always came up as a reason. It is normal for a couple to have their own separate gig(fly fishing, shopping) besides being a couple. If it aint fun get the hell out. Besides, you called her fat on a public forum, which she read. Time for a new GF!
     
  19. XstreamAngler

    XstreamAngler ...has several mistresses.

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    Get her best friend drunk, make out with her right in front of the girl, tell the girl if she had kept her package nice and tight for you, you would NOT be running out and fishing and making out with her best friend. Tell her you like fattie fish and not fattie girls, while her ego is down tell her she is ugly and you are ashamed to be seen in public with her........she'll either tighten up that package and turn into a porn star for you or she will split. Either way, you win.

    SAK
     
  20. Tyler Sadowski

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    NFR: I am sooo busted!

    Oh Man im glad im not you right about now. :rofl: If you love her stick with her if not move on, go fishing. :beer2:
     

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