NFR I like the limerick idea...

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  1. Travis Bille

    Travis Bille Active Member

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    I once saw a man at Dry Falls
    Perfecting his fish catching calls
    First a whoop than a roar
    of "i've caught 30 or more
    but this water is freezing my balls!"
     
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    Travis Bille Active Member

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    I once saw a girl on the Yak
    who was drinking a beer from a sack
    as she floated away
    we all heard her say
    "Hey Boys! Take a look at this rack!"
     
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    I once saw a meth-smoking geeter,
    who was gutting a fish on the Cedar
    He screeched with a twitch,
    "Take a look at this, Bitch!
    This salmon is really a bleeder!"
     
  4. Travis Bille

    Travis Bille Active Member

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    One night on the mighty Green River
    I would swear I hooked into a liver
    then a nose and a hand,
    an aorta, be damned,
    and a foot with a bad case of rigor
     
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    Travis Bille Active Member

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    One day i was fishing "the Ford"
    and the sky opened up and it poured
    well I fought through the ticks,
    and the snakes, and the hicks,
    but the fish I caught fought like a board
     
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    Travis Bille Active Member

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    Anyone else want to chip in on the Def Poetry Jam??
     
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    Mike Wilson Yakbowbw

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    If the skirts get any shorter
    And the wind does not behave
    There will be two more cheeks to powder
    And one more beard to shave
     
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    I once met a man on the Eel
    with a bicycle rim for a reel
    he laughed my jokes
    about the card in the spokes
    for on the end of his line was a steel
     
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    Anyone else have something to add??
     
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    He was swinging for Steel on the Skagit
    In frustration he shouted, "I've had it!"
    No one was about
    So he broke a bead out
    And hooked a 20 pound fish with that gadget
     
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    Jim Ficklin Genuine Montana Fossil

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    After buying my license and permits
    I found myself poorer than hermits
    My wallet, now hollow
    Could barely them swallow
    Now storing all these is the shits
     
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    zen leecher aka bill w born to work, forced to fish

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    Up and until the "water is freezing my balls" I thought this was about Ira as he's a bit boisterous when he's into trout. He doesn't comment on water temps though.
     
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    David Loy Senior Moment

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    Tex had longed to visit Seattle
    Dreamt of Salmon and epic battle
    But guided past pens
    Cried "This makes no sense
    It feels like I'm fishing for cattle."
     
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    A barista from Tukwila
    Went fishing with only a pilla
    She said "Why so glum?"
    As she fondled her Chum
    "I'm a hooker but never a killa"
     
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    These are awesome!
     
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    Great thread!

    Here's one for those of you who, like me, can't help but chuckle when you pass by some of the places on the West End and read the signs:

    I went to a place called LaPush
    In search of some good-lookin' tush
    When none worthy did show
    I headed straight to a Hoh
    To Humptulips and Duckabush

    Not sure what it means, but I'm pretty sure it's naughty.... I wanted to work in Tillicum, but I couldn't find enough rhymes in the spirit of the theme.
     
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    OK

    I met an old woman in Pysht
    Who invited me in from the mist
    She wanted a silly sum
    To play with me Tillicum
    Twas more fun than I had wished

    (fixed it)
     
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    Well done, Sir. Well done.
     
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    Two friends were out fishing one day
    "Let 'em live" I heard one say
    Then right in his route
    A wolf eating a trout
    He took aim and blew it away
     
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    The above post was inspired by other threads and in no way represents an opinion one way or the other on the issue. Opinions require several related thoughts strung together which is beyond my ability or desire. This is not a hijack attempt. For some reason I find using contentious issues as themes entertaining.
     

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