Is Scoones dead?

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by _WW_, Mar 13, 2014.

  1. _WW_

    _WW_ Fishes with Wolves

    Can it be true?
  2. Whitey

    Whitey Active Member

    Witness protection.

    He knows too much.....
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  3. teedub

    teedub Active Member

    He's bored with us. Left Jerry and Ed holding the bag bytes!
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  4. atomic dog

    atomic dog Jive Turkey

    He's buried in Backyard's...back yard.

    Please take that statement literally and not as some sort of euphemism. Unless you want to.
  5. Lugan

    Lugan Joe Streamer

    I'm amazed he lasted as long as he did considering the PITA nature of this crowd.
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  6. GAT

    GAT Active Member

    Alien abduction. Maybe they'll return him, maybe they won't.
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  7. zen leecher aka bill w

    zen leecher aka bill w born to work, forced to fish

    He'll be probed.
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  8. Brian White

    Brian White Recovering Bugmeister

    Scoones probably got tired of all the wolf and gun rights related threads - by the time the extra-terrestrials showed up in their spaceship, he was probably hoping for an alien abduction. Won't speculate on whether he was hoping to be probed.
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  9. zen leecher aka bill w

    zen leecher aka bill w born to work, forced to fish

    In order to combine some threads (and the possibility of my first hijack) I would like to see some of the wolf lovers probed.... maybe by an alien carrying a gun.

    I'll check my "ignore" list for potential candidates.
  10. GAT

    GAT Active Member

    Wolves, guns... aliens with probes... all hot topics in this place :)
  11. KerryS

    KerryS Ignored Member

    It is a conspiracy.
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  12. GAT

    GAT Active Member

    Same as Elvis. I have lunch with Elvis every other month... the dude is not aging well!
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  13. CLO

    CLO Boats and cohos

    I think you meant P.E.T.A. Pita Pit is pretty good though..
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  14. Skysoldier

    Skysoldier Trout Hunter

    Nope he meant PITA as in Pain In The Ass.

    Scoones is really B.D. Cooper and had to go back into hiding.
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  15. _WW_

    _WW_ Fishes with Wolves

    Ifyou listen to "Fishin in the Dark" backwards it says plain as day:
    "The chum was Scoones"!
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  16. Ed Call

    Ed Call Mumbling Moderator Staff Member

    This thread gets five stars on a stay home sick again but wish I could enjoy the beautiful day, day,
  17. Lugan

    Lugan Joe Streamer

    Though it is lunch time now and I am eating a burrito, which is sort of a Mexican pita.
  18. CLO

    CLO Boats and cohos

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  19. Flyborg

    Flyborg Active Member

  20. Mark Walker

    Mark Walker Active Member

    Terminal failure of his "air/shit valve"?:eek:
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