NFR Just in Case...

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by _WW_, Dec 20, 2012.

  1. GAT

    GAT Dumbfounded

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    Whew, I still have time for life as we know it... including the banks... to blow to smithereens.
     
  2. wa_desert_rat

    wa_desert_rat Active Member

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    In a dream last night I was told that I am a modern version of an Ancient Mayan Priest. This is based upon two facts: 1) I lived in Mexico and I have actually met Mayans; and, 2) I am ancient.

    I can stop the 12/21/2012 disaster if enough people send me money. Or chocolate.

    If I cannot stop the event I'm hoping that Playboy will give me a rebate for the ten days of the 2012 Playboy Calendar that will be useless. Not to mention the part that shows January of 2013 but without naked girls.

    Oh... wait....

    Craig
     
  3. Skysoldier

    Skysoldier Trout Hunter

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    Nothing like a face off against a Tiger when you are armed with a Luger and two Thompson's lol.........they just don't make movies like that anymore.
     
  4. golfman65

    golfman65 Guest

    Shoot I better bust out one of my good cigars...look up "the good, the bad and the ugly" on the tube and tie one decent classic fly...might even take a small sip of the glen while I'm at it...

    Good call WW
     
  5. Krusty

    Krusty Krusty Old Effer

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    I agree...I don't want to limp away from this crash. ***k it.
     
  6. Jim Darden

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    We may be entering a new age where there is a "Mayan Calendar Legal Defense". If you are really a believer, go bonk a few ESA fish, buy a new fly rod, buy a new shotgun, shoot the neighbor's dog, and jump his wife. I'm sure you will be able to convince a jury somewhere that you were a victim of the pressures of our society.;)
     
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  7. Ed Call

    Ed Call Mumbling Moderator Staff Member

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    Hey Old Man, just in case...BITE ME!
     
  8. Taxon

    Taxon Moderator Staff Member

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    Thanks for the reminder, Ed. Don't suppose you know exactly what time this event is scheduled for Pacific Standard Time, as I'd hate to miss seeing it, but don't usually to get up before noon. :(
     
  9. Jim Ficklin

    Jim Ficklin Genuine Montana Fossil

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    I think that it has started . . . Hank circled counter-clockwise this morning versus clockwise when he plopped on his dog bed after we came back indoors this morning & if I removed my glasses & squinted really hard, I think there was a Mayan figure in the egg yoke residue on my breakfast plate. I'm sure these are signs . . . since I live "on the edge," we're going hunting anyway.
     
  10. KerryS

    KerryS Ignored Member

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    Damn, the world as I know it is still here. This means I have to go to work. Double damn. I was really hoping the world would have ended as I know it. I was planning on fishing if it had and doing so in my new santa hat.
     
  11. Olive bugger

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    Well, IF it does come, perhaps we can get some answers, like why does a rooster pheasant always crap when he cackles and takes off?

    Well, I guess If somebody was going to dust my tail with #2 Pellets I would crap too.... OK next question.
     
  12. Chad Lewis

    Chad Lewis NEVER wonder what to do with your free time

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    In celebration of the world not ending, I'm gonna go surf some snow. Fresh, powdery snow. Mmmmmmmm, snow......
    I wonder if Mayans ever saw snow. Would they really predict the end of the world if they'd have had snowboards and skis? And snow? I mean, when bloody human sacrifice and rampant corn production were the defining characteristics of your civilization, it must have been hard to get out of bed in the mornings. But I think snow would have changed their outlook and extended the end of the firmament at least another few hundred years. And pizza. Gotta get pizza in there too. Pizza really would have clinched it and saved us from the almost certain doom of the Mayan prognosticators.
     
  13. GAT

    GAT Dumbfounded

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    Ratz. I fell once again for the end of the world prediction. I was also sure that comet going by a few years ago was an alien spacecraft.

    Who's behind these cruel tricks?
     
  14. Gary Thompson

    Gary Thompson dirty dog

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    I got laid last nite just in case.
    Looks like I might get laid again sometime in the future.
    Merry Christmas everyone
     
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    Wife and I slept in this morning... we were up late last night sacrificing an ox to Zeus in order to forestall the end-of-the-world. The ox, unfortunately, escaped but on the bright side headed for I-90 where I'm pretty sure it got T-boned (so to speak) by a semi and is now feeding several families worse off than we are. Looks like it worked... so it's a win-win.

    I'm just glad that it was a Mayan end-of-the-world and not a Polynesian end-of-the-world. It was probably easier finding an ox than a virgin.

    You're welcome.

    Craig
     
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  16. Irafly

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    Massage time. Think what you will.
     
  17. bennysbuddy

    bennysbuddy the sultan of swing

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    I hope you don't have to wait for the next end of the world event before that happens!!!!
     
  18. _WW_

    _WW_ Fishes with Wolves

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    Uh oh! We could be in some real trouble here...
    I just noticed my calander ends on the 31st!!!
     
  19. Old Man

    Old Man Just an Old Man

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    What in the hell is an old man like you having sex. You be careful you don't throw your knee out again.
     
  20. Ed Call

    Ed Call Mumbling Moderator Staff Member

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    Again, what? How the hell do you...never mind. Some things can remain a mystery.
     
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