Mathematical formula for number of fly rods needed...

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by Dan Reynolds, Mar 23, 2013.

  1. Dan Reynolds

    Dan Reynolds Member

    Actually, there is a mathematical formula developed in research labs south of the border to determine how many rods you actually need.

    RYO + 1 = RYN

    Where RYO = Rods You Own and RYN = Rods You Need



    Found this on the web and got a chuckle. I can show my wife "mathematically" just why...although she never knows RYO for sure.
     
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  2. Porter

    Porter Active Member

    Here show the wife this one.........

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  3. Dan Reynolds

    Dan Reynolds Member

    Love it Porter...I think my wife would see the math and go, "huh"?
     
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  4. NCL

    NCL Active Member

    What I have suspected for years has now been proved mathematically
     
  5. Chad Lewis

    Chad Lewis NEVER wonder what to do with your free time

    And the reward for greatest thread-jack ever goes to Porter!
     
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  6. RustE

    RustE drifting about

    Every time I get hassled about fly rods:

    Why do golfers need 14 clubs?

    How many sets of golf clubs do you own?
     
  7. Bill Aubrey

    Bill Aubrey Active Member

    Guys, haven't you simply explained that most of those rods aren't yours, you're simply storing them for friends with less understanding wives?
     
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  8. Thom Collins

    Thom Collins Active Member

    A = "You should spend some quality time with just you & your daughter"
    B = I want to spend more time fishing

    So,

    A + B = C

    C = daughter's 'little starter rod' aka the 3 wt I always wanted.

    And:

    A = "Dad, I want to go salmon fishing with you"
    B = "Hun, the kid needs a bigger rod for salmon fishing"

    So,

    A + B = C

    C = I can't believe I'm finally getting a 2 hander!
     
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  9. Jim Darden

    Jim Darden Active Member

    Damn....can't believe you guys need math to explain something so intuitive as the reason to buy more rods. Are you sure you went to grade school?
     
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  10. kmudgn

    kmudgn Member

    I must disagree with the formula posted by the OP. The problem is that the factor "RYO" is ALWAYS less than "RYN" no matter how many rods are added.
     
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  11. Trapper Badovinac

    Trapper Badovinac Author, Writer, Photographer

    My formula is a bit different.

    I simply count the pairs of shoes in my wife's closet and add 1 rod to that number . . .

    Trapper
     
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  12. DonChilds

    DonChilds Have Spey Will Travel

    This is realy simple they were 50% off so honey I saved you money what are you complaining about.
     
  13. Rick Todd

    Rick Todd Active Member

    Jim-your problem is that Becky fly fishes, so the formula gets way more complicated, kind of a blending of Porters along with Dans-good thing you are an engineer so you can figure it out! BTW are you back from Florida? Rick
     
  14. Alex MacDonald

    Alex MacDonald Dr. of Doomology

    A demonstrable, solid, and repeatable proof! However, I believe we can take this logic further:
    "Idle hands are the devil's workshop"
    Therefore: where time=T, and:
    "time=$, and $=problems ($=P), then;
    T=$. Since it has already been established that $=P. and P=women/trouble are interchangeable, it can be said that: $=P=W/T where W/T=($)-, I postulate that women and monetary black holes are one and the same, sucking up all $ within the range of their event horizon (H).
    T=$; W=$=(H)
    Where there is a finite space available for womens' shoes (s) in a closet,
    W=S=(H)>(s); we now have proof of the cosmic Big Bang, where women try to fit too many shoes into a closet!

    How's that for an historian??:D
     
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  15. rainbow

    rainbow My name is Mark Oberg

    Ha ha, i just blew coffee on the laptop. And I have no idea what that was, but it gave me a headache.
     
  16. RustE

    RustE drifting about

    Hence, the number of rods one can own is infinite.

    Storage space and financial limitations may apply.
     
  17. Chad Lewis

    Chad Lewis NEVER wonder what to do with your free time

    Given enough resources (and possibly less women) we may need a bigger planet.
     
  18. wadin' boot

    wadin' boot Donny, you're out of your element...

    His rods vs her shoes in the boot household As you can see I have about reached my threshold,whereas she has not. Diminshing returns to scale hit me somewhere between 5 and 6 rods, closest to what- for me- is my hoarder threshold. I have a harder time getting rid of books or music than I do rods. Slide1.JPG
     
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  19. Kent Lufkin

    Kent Lufkin Remember when you could remember everything?

    Why does the plot of her shoes look like a saw? Does she get rid of shoes on a regular basis? My wife sure doesn't.

    K
     
  20. wadin' boot

    wadin' boot Donny, you're out of your element...

    Zappos. Free returns.
     
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