(NFR) Female vs. Male

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  1. saltchuck

    saltchuck New Member

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    Warning - This has absolutely nothing to do with fishing whatsoever. Just came across the following and thought a little humor might be appreciated by some of you.

    Female vs. Male

    1. NAMES
    If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
    If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

    2. EATING OUT
    When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
    When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

    3. MONEY
    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

    4. BATHROOMS
    A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
    The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

    5. ARGUMENTS
    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    6. CATS
    Women love cats.
    Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

    7. FUTURE
    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    8. SUCCESS
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    9. MARRIAGE
    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

    10. DRESSING UP
    A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
    A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

    11. NATURAL
    Men wake up looking like they did when they went to bed.
    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

    12. OFFSPRING
    A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
    A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

    13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
    Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
     
  2. Stephen Rice

    Stephen Rice Senior Member

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    I think you should change 8 to be "a successful man is one who gets to go fly fishing anytime he wants to"

    :+

    Steve
     
  3. Joe

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    No, it's not funny. Misogynistic would be a better description.

    I thought this site was for fly fishers in not just guys.

    Joe
     
  4. Kaari White

    Kaari White Active Member

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    Well, as one of the few female members of this site...I thought it was HILLARIOUS.

    5. ARGUMENTS
    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. <-- So, so true! :smokin
     
  5. Rob Blomquist

    Rob Blomquist Formerly Tight Loops

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    I'll agree with the reply from NWFlyfisher. All us hubbys could use a little more time to go fly fishing. Remember time spent Fly Fishing is not deducted from life.

    So its now time to retort, CWUGirl... But I think you will be starting the argument, no?
     
  6. flogger

    flogger New Member

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    As another gal on this site I thought this was good for several laughs- some not as funny as other, but nothing to take offense at...... lighten up folks.......:+
     
  7. Kaari White

    Kaari White Active Member

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    Tight, I never start the arguments.... I just finish them. You guys should know that by now. }(
     
  8. BOBLAWLESS

    BOBLAWLESS New Member

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    Generalizations, yes.
    Sexist, not really,
    Funny, very.
    Thanks for the chuckles,
    Bob, the Non-sexist, I Hope.
    :thumb
     
  9. Stephen Rice

    Stephen Rice Senior Member

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    LOL Touche !:thumb
     

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