(NFR) humor pics

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by pwoens, Jan 27, 2004.

  1. pwoens Active Member

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  3. Old Man Just an Old Man

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    I almost split a gut laughing so hard. Good show Pat. LOL

  4. docstash Member

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    Have things gotcha Down?

    Are ya havin' a Bad Day????

    Well, then, consider this...............................

    In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
    This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
    The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crossses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

    Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

    Having a Bad Day????

    The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
    A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

    Still think you are having a Bad Day????

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

    STILL think you're having a Bad Day????

    Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

    The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

    What?? STILL having a Bad Day????

    Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

    There now, feeling better????
  5. bhudda heffe'

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    alright i pee'd my pantalones', wassup is the 1st one for me too?}( :p :+ cause get this- i actually didnt get it for a few seconds:smokin go figure. thats why i got fired from my landscaping job when i was 14 because i couldnt mow straight lines:smokin this Older couple always complained when i did there yard and i guess i messed up there rose hedges :dunno oops. my boss demoted me to $4.50 an hour:reallymad . DOPE SUCKS:professor GO FISHIN'
  6. mike doughty Honorary Member

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    No it does'nt bhudda, not it does'nt.
  7. bhudda heffe'

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    ok Nooksack i feel like im looking at one of those pictures where you look for something just slightly different in the identical picture next to it in the sunday paper by the crossword, im confused:dunno what do you mean? my answer is bhudda:p
  8. mike doughty Honorary Member

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    sorry i was referring to the dope sucks comment.
  9. bhudda heffe'

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    o.k. typo on the" not it doesnt ". i get it now! (dope sucks) was something for the lil kids. me and bhudda go hand in hand :rofl