(prefix) Squealers Anonymous

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by zen leecher aka bill w, Mar 12, 2013.

  1. zen leecher aka bill w born to work, forced to fish

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    Moses Lake, WA
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    If this is where I meet to join Lake Squealers Anonymous and try the 12 Step program, here I am.

    Hello. My name is Bill and I am a lake squealer.

    <crowd in unison> Hello Bill.

    Actually I could make this work if I joined the Grant County Tourism Association.
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  2. Matt Paluch Member

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    Moses Lake, WA
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    I hope you don't squeal about Dry Falls, we need to keep that one a secret...
  3. zen leecher aka bill w born to work, forced to fish

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    Moses Lake, WA
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    If it's fishing good this Spring I'll keep it on the Q.T. Hmmm... being in Moses Lake you qualify for the Basin Lakes Trout Mafia.
  4. Jim Wallace Smells like low tide

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    Dang! I don't know who's worse, the loose-lipped lake squealers or those river-revealing ratfinks!
    And all them hoors are in the same class with the beach broadcasting bimbos.:D
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  5. Matt Paluch Member

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    Trout Mafia? Sounds cool, as long as my code name is "catfish." Who's the Lebanon Levi of the group (couldn't resist throwing in an Amish Mafia reference)?
  6. zen leecher aka bill w born to work, forced to fish

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    Jim, you are lowering my self esteem.
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  7. Jim Wallace Smells like low tide

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    Ehhh, well, OK then. Maybe loose-lipped lake squealers aren't quite as bad as beach-broadcasting booger-eaters and rat-finkin' river outers, but that's only because lakes usually have more elbow room.:rolleyes:
  8. Upton O Blind hog fisherman

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    out of state now
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    First, you've got to admit you are powerless over ratting out lakes and your life is unmanageable because of it. If you can't do that then you aren't ready to take the steps to improve your situation and your life.

    Incidentally, the population of Washington is growing about 14% yearly. If you think pressure is bad now, hold on for a few more years, there'll be a lottery to access some rivers. And there will be a lot more lake (beach, river) squealers, too. The good ol' days is now.
  9. zen leecher aka bill w born to work, forced to fish

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    Moses Lake, WA
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    That is beach-broadcasting BIMBO's...... not booger-eaters, I'll have you know.
  10. Old Man Just an Old Man

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    Dillon, Mt
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    I remember when I first met you and the boys at that lake cleanup. I pumped Trout Master about a certain lake over on the dry side. He wouldn't tell me the name but he gave me a couple of hints. I finally found out about it from reading Fishing and Hunting News. I had to put two and two together to figure it out.

    I never made it over there and the news I heard about it was all bad. So much for fishing over on the dry side.