Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by JesseC, Jan 22, 2013.
Look........ NO not to the other side of the river look down at my shadow quickly its bunny rabbit.
"You see that? Those low class loudmouth kids are using BEADS over there on their cheap asian fly rods! That 'aint flyfishing, THAT 'AINT FLYFISHING! Im'a f--k some s--t up! Fools better KNOW that you best not be trippin in fly-only waters. Where my .45 at?"
"My word, what's that on his head?"
"I believe it's referred to as a baseball cap, Faither."
If you want to fish this beat, deposit your cash over there.
That bastard over there is drinking our MACALLAN!
"My lord, is that...........Bobo???"
"Sir, remember what I taught you about angling for Grilse. If you wish to catch them...SNAP IT, SNAP IT, SNAP IT!"
Indeed, right that is the spot Prince Charles shags the help
"Try taking your rod and using a different grip on the shaft. You're pulling your head on every stroke. Make sure the tip stays level. If you have a nice even stroke, it will just shoot out the end. I mean absolutely launch."
"Oh bloody hell, I believe that's Brad Pitt standing on that rock over there"..."I reckon you are right young lad"...."F--k this, lets go home since we will not catch a damn thing now"
"You'll feel the rod load, and then the rod shoots the load from the tip to the awaiting large mouth"
See that lad across the beat? Yes, the one in the tartan plaid tweed, he's running a bloody nymph and indicator rig. He should be quartering down and swinging. The nerve of some of these new age nymphers.
See that rock out there in the middle of the river beyond that rapid? now since you just bought that 14 foot telephone pole because you read on the internet you had to have one to catch steelhead and don't even know how to cast it - you need to wade through that rapid to get on that rock so you can just hang the fly right in front of the fish to catch one. Good luck, I'm going to lunch with the ladies - you can pay me after you get done!
"see that vulgar fisherman across the river.....
i'm crushing his head!"
"Bloody 'ell! I bet ya a pack o' fags the 'elp is bopping on off over there in the toll grawss."
"I say, Sir Woodruff, isn't that chap the Orvis photographer?".
"Mind you sir, that that prat is not properly dressed for this beat and he's using beads as well. The shear nerve of the cad!"
"Out there...about 30 yds"
"I can't reach that, this rod is gutless"
" look at that loser"
Look M'lord, lowland Scots are liberating your Range Rover of its contents....