The Non-Crude Upstanding Gentleman Caption Contest

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by JesseC, Jan 22, 2013.

  1. Richard Torres Active Member

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    Mill Creek
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    Yes it was right over there on the other side, and I still remember it to this day Holmes.

    Such rubbish that Fowl lad was, traipsing up and down the brook with that cane stick in his hand and flapping it in the air like a dodo bird with a wounded wing!
  2. lylelovett666 Active Member

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    If I need to poop that's where I usually do it.
  3. Porter Active Member

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    Kenmore, WA, USA.
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    "See him, that one over there, they call him Sir Mingo, supposedly he is to be knighted tomorrow, for what I have no fudgin idea, can't stand him, I give you 10 shillings to wipe that O face off his freakin mug!"
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  4. Chad Lewis NEVER wonder what to do with your free time

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    TriCities, WA
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    Blimey Guvna'! Look! Wonna 'em yank blokes sportin' 'is hat with a WFF logo, 'e is! Wot, that's the neighborhood gone.
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  5. Chris Johnson Member: Native Fish Society

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    Bellingham Wa.
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    Atta boy Lyle
  6. Ed Call Mumbling Moderator

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    Kitsap Peninsula
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    Brady, well played sir! You have woven the threads of gutless rods, crude and tweed. Bloody well played.
  7. Chris Scoones Administrator

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    North Bend
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    We were pointing at each other from opposite sides of the river...

  8. Steve Saville Active Member

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    Tacoma, WA
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    I like it.
  9. Mark Walker Active Member

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    So. Cal.
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    Scoones for the win!!!!!!
  10. Mingo the Menehune stole my beer

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    Happy Hour, WA
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  11. _WW_ Fishes with Wolves

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    Skagit River
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    Look! It's WW! Gawdammit he's got another one!
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  12. Jim Wallace Smells like low tide

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    Somewhere on the Coast
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    "Do you see that Yank over there in the waxed fedora...I believe he is the legendary Wadin' Boot that hails from the hillbilly rednecked backwaters of the American Nothwest! Yes, the one and same good hearted soul that reached out to a fellow angler that was a compleat stranger, and helped him to get treatment for his Parkinson's so that he could continue with his fly angling."

    "Well, if you say so, but he looks just like any other Yank angler that I've seen violating the dress standard here with their ridiculous hats."
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  13. gbeeman Active Member

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    Kennewick WA
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    There's the fish, Strike! Strike! Strike! Are you deaf?

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  14. tythetier Fish Slayer

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    Cripes good sir! Is that Old Man Jim napping on the gravel bed?!?

    since we are bringing our own into it, I couldnt pass it by!
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  15. David Dalan 69°19'15.35" N 18°44'22.74" E

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    Walla Walla, WA
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    Yes sir, your casts are lovely. However, you will find your angling success improves dramatically if you can manage to leave the fly IN the water.
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  16. wadin' boot Donny, you're out of your element...

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    Wallingford, WA
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  17. sopflyfisher Active Member

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    Where the fish are located
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    That's that son bitch bead bastard dustin chromers. And that cunt its tight to another one.. I heard they were closing the season early cause that rascal has shattered the quota.
  18. JesseC Active Member

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    seattle, wa
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    Across the bank


    "Crickets Winston! Look at that titted old tweed! He's using a synthetic bow"!
  19. Jeremy Floyd fly fishing my way through life

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    Quesnel, BC
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    They are clearly pointing at these guys..
  20. bigdood fishing hack

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    PDX, OR
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    Doh...wrong thread.