Mark, you named the fly in good faith and you are not trying to benefit financially. Go with the Squimp or use Jim's clever solution, Coastal Cutthroat Squimp. Problem solved. Thank you again for sharing. Steve Knapp and I are headed to Hood Canal on Saturday and we plan to give the Coastal Cutthroat Squimp a workout. I am also playing around with the pattern as a Slider. I am not trying to rip you off but think this could produce some great topwater action. I will gladly share a few flies if it works.