The Woods REALLY DO Have Eyes!!!!

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  1. HauntedByWaters

    HauntedByWaters Active Member

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    So my buddy who I fish with during the regular season is a poacher. I have argued with him for years and years about this but he claimed he would do it until he got caught. He has some stretches that are away from the road where he can park in the bushes et cetera and hike his way in. He practices C&R so he acts like it is no big deal. Anyway, I told him that he was going to get caught one of these days and regret it BIG TIME and guess what, it happened a few days ago.

    This is basically what he told me, it was his 29th birthday last weekend and he decided to go steelhead fishing on a closed North Sound River at a usual place. He fished and didn’t catch anything and drank some beers and headed home, he than went out with some buddies to get shit-faced and doesn’t remember what happened after that but he got home somehow. So, the next morning at about 9AM he hears a loud knock at the door and being hung over, tries to go back to sleep, the knocking does not stop but persists and gets louder. After a while he gets up and looks through his curtains, he says a very official looked slicked back hair man wearing a bulletproof vest, sunglasses, black pants, and a gun is standing at his door. The man is driving a normal looking truck but it has federal plates. He decides it is time to open the door. The man at the door explains that he is a federal agent who has been brought into the area recently to target poachers and that he is covering several rivers. He has portable cameras he can place in the woods at strategic points and that he records activity at the rivers and at the pullouts for plate numbers. He says he has my friend on video and that he used the plate numbers to track him to his address. He also says don’t bother looking for the cameras because they are tiny. Anyway, my buddy got a HUGE fine, and if caught again will lose fishing privileges for life. The agent says that he is being nice to first time offenders as many don’t realize this program is new and getting bigger and that he wants word to get out.

    Anyway, this brought a smile to my face, I am SOOOOO glad to hear something like this is getting going. Seriously, it is about f’ing time. My buddy told me to post on this website to let everyone know and he grudgingly admits that this is great news even though he paying a BIG ticket.

    TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO TELL THEIR FRIENDS. The woods really do have eyes! :eek:
     
  2. Zen Piscator

    Zen Piscator Supporting wild steelhead, gravel to gravel.

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    Your friend sounds like a god damn idiot. Why are you friends with him?
     
  3. Steven Green

    Steven Green Hood Canal Pirate

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    bullet proof vest? Is that really needed for that situation :confused:
     
  4. Panhandle

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    You have me confused here Jason. He's your buddy, he's a poacher that you fish with, and you are glad he got fined and had his privileges revoked. :confused:

    Now, you are saying he is your friend right? :eek:

    What a weird thing to post.
     
  5. nick42

    nick42 basket weaver

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    Wow. Any idea what the fine was?
     
  6. Jergens

    Jergens AKA Joe Willauer

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    yeah, why are you friends with this guy? and why would they go light on any violator, your buddy should have all of his fishing rights taken away. funny coming from mr. "the north sound rivers are in terrible shape." why didnt you do more to discourage him from this, and prevent the fine?
     
  7. Jon Borcherding

    Jon Borcherding New Member

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    A man, much wiser than myself, once said,
    "Show me your friends and I'll show you your future."

    JonB
     
  8. Richard Olmstead

    Richard Olmstead BigDog

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    It sounds like a good program. Almost too good to be true. In fact, I'm confused about the federal plates on the vehicle. It sounds like he was in violation of state laws. What agency actually issued the fine?
    D
     
  9. Steven Green

    Steven Green Hood Canal Pirate

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    I'm confused about this entire post. It just doesn't sound that plausible, not to mention the Fed. plates.
     
  10. Panhandle

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    I forgot to mention: Your buddy, who is a complete idiot, and who blatantly and unabashedly poaches, now wants you to publish the fact that he is a complete idiot? That, and the fact that he's now glad he got busted..............Unreal!:rofl::rofl::D
     
  11. Jon Borcherding

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    I guess you gotta troll deeper to catch the big ones.:rofl:
     
  12. tyler

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    well put, zen.
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  13. Zen Piscator

    Zen Piscator Supporting wild steelhead, gravel to gravel.

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    I hope this is a fake post. It really doesn't read well.
     
  14. chadk

    chadk Be the guide...

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    That agent is good! This 'friend' parked in the bushes (not the typical fishing pullout \ launch area \ fishing access spot) and hiked a ways to his secret little spot. But the 'federal agent' has a camera not only videoing his secret parking spot in the bushes, but also his hike in fishing spot at the same time! What are the odds? This guys is GOOOOD.





    In fact, I'm pretty sure I've come accross him before....






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  15. chadk

    chadk Be the guide...

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    Also...

    Your good buddy is a poacher and a drunk driver. Quality friends....

     
  16. David Prutsman

    David Prutsman All men are equal before fish

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    I agree, this post is awfully vauge. I would like to hear some actual details instead of my friend this and my friend that....

    David
     
  17. Panhandle

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    Ya, and don't bother trying to find them, because they're REALLY small.
    :Dbawling: The first one is me laughing really hard and the second one is me crying because I'm laughing so hard.
     
  18. fullerfly

    fullerfly Calvin Fuller

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    Yeah, It never does pay to fish the Nooksack during the off-season. I have seen these agents before....They are ruthless. Except they will let you fish the king run June 1....That has always got me.
     
  19. Jergens

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    I think this is the longest Jason has let a subject go, good troll man, you got me.
     
  20. Bill Dodd

    Bill Dodd Bill's in a time out.

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    well put Zen.
     

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