Urinating in the river?

Discussion in 'Spey Clave' started by Panhandle, May 22, 2010.

  1. thewaker Tight line takes ain't no fakes!!

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    I about spit my coffee out reading these! Good laugh therapy thanks.
  2. flybill Purveyor of fine hackle, wine & cigars!

    Don't eat the yellow snow or drink the yellow water! And go fishing, instead of posting lame shit like this... or fish for the brown trout from the sewage dump in the lower Yak! :clown:
  3. Old Man Just an Old Man

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    Talking about peeing in a river. Where I live and I pee in a river, sooner or later the pee will end up in the Gulf of Mexico. But if I lived in Butte my pee would end up in the Pacific Ocean sooner or later. This is something to think about, NOT.
  4. golfman65 dude...

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    Kind of reminds me of the joke about why dogs don't need wives...oh wait, when your married that stops too...hmmm would that make you gay? shit...???.....wet wading in the summer is what river peeing was made for....:)
  5. dryflylarry "Chasing Riseforms"

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  6. Panhandle Active Member

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    Uhhhm.............
  7. fullerfly Calvin Fuller

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    I always thought the water was a little cold to pee in the river....but at least you can figure out how deep you are wading.
  8. fullerfly Calvin Fuller

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    .....and as long as you are drinking all day...shouldn't really matter to the fish. Unless you are drinking Natty Ice, then they really get stirred up.
  9. surfnfish Member

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    All depends how far out in the river I am. These days, if I'm over 10' from the bank, good chance some of it will hit the river...

    LOL...
  10. surfnfish Member

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    All depends how far out from the bank I am. Getting older now, so anything over 10' away means it's a good chance some of it will hit the river...

    LOL...
  11. gbeeman Active Member

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    This is one of the better approaches I've heard for a low holer!

    GBeeman
  12. Ed Call Mumbling Moderator

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    You could float low holers a baby ruth too.
  13. Randall Dee Castaway

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    I've dropped my waders mid swing on several occasions. Comes in handy after those 2 pint lunches at steelhead camp. It's the main reason I was eye ballin' the new zip down simms so hard when I recently bought new waders. In the end though, my not so fat pocket won out, no zipper for me. As crowded as some of these rivers can get anymore, you don't dare risk giving up your spot in the run.
  14. Leroy Laviolet Aint no nookie like chinookie

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    do'n it 4 the chinookie
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
  15. Jaykayyy Outsider

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    This is the best thing ive read on this forum.
  16. Matthew Gulbranson Resident Swinger

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    That's pretty sad! But it is a great thread. You would have to be wading very shallow to float a baby ruth anyway. But thanks Ed for that image ;)
  17. orangeradish Bobo approved

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    Shit. I take a 3 day fishing trip, and I come home, only to find out that I missed getting in early on a thread like this. I really need to get my priorities in order. :rofl:
  18. Ed Call Mumbling Moderator

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    The more disturbing image is that of the moment of release.
  19. Paul Huffman Lagging economic indicator

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  20. Matthew Gulbranson Resident Swinger

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    DUDE! Just hope it's a solid one.