Waterboatman-Size Doesn't Matter!

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  1. dryflylarry

    dryflylarry "Chasing Riseforms"

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    obiwankanobi Active Member

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    I should probably be tying my waterboatman flies with a third leg now to represent their shlongs.
     
  3. Mark Mercer

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    Oh where, oh where, do you find these things Larry? This made my day, I thought I'd heard something last time there was a boatman hatch....now I know it wasn't my ears ringing.
     
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  4. zen leecher aka bill w

    zen leecher aka bill w born to work, forced to fish

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    I wonder if trout are attracted to the noise. Might be the noisy penis gets the trout but the quiet penis gets the boatwoman.
     
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    jessejames Flyslinger

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    Larry you obviously have way too much free time.
    jesse
     
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    GAT Dumbfounded

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    H h a h hahah hha hah Oh geez! That is hilarious. There's a cartoon in there but it isn't general knowledge that a water boatman has such a unique ability, so most anglers wouldn't get the bit. I certainly had no idea.

    However, I thought I've heard tiny tunes coming from the shoreline in the past but I had no idea it was a waterboatman was playing his piccolo.
     
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  7. dryflylarry

    dryflylarry "Chasing Riseforms"

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    I found this while looking for various photos of colors of beetles for the Beetle-Mania fly swap. This may prove "useful" in more ways than one!
    Ha!
     
  8. dryflylarry

    dryflylarry "Chasing Riseforms"

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    Well Gene, you can add your cartoon to this thread. We would all get it!
    I can think of a few funny poses of a man in waders, while his wife is standing on the shoreline wondering what that sound is!
     
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    Dipnet The wanted posters say Tim Hartman

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    Oh man, that article made me spit beer out my nose!!!! :D

    "Singing penis", geez.....there's gotta be lots of jokes available! ;)
     
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    I wonder if it changes the pitch if they are circumcised?

    Of course you guys know... we'll have a hell of a time imitating a male waterboatman with a fly pattern.
     
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    dryflylarry "Chasing Riseforms"

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    Maybe Taxon could help us with a pattern!!
     
  12. Go Fish

    Go Fish Language, its a virus

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    Great post Larry....it
    made my day.
     
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    GAT Dumbfounded

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    MINE TOO! One of the best posts so far this year. However, I have humor curse so you can't go by me.
     
  14. Go Fish

    Go Fish Language, its a virus

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    Funny is funny. I expect to
    see a drawing for WFF with a
    caption contest from you.

    Dave
     
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    Awesome stuff!
    Soo, uhh, is this what comes up when you google, 'water, boat, man, penis'? ;)
     
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    Krusty Krusty Old Effer

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    Finally, a way fer krusty to get some admiration from the old lady.
     
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    Old Man Just an Old Man

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    Yeah that bug has a big penis. The thing is smaller than a human hair
     
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    That might make him a porn star in the waterboatman world.... it's all relevant :)
     
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    We're still waiting for the cartoon Gene!! You don't want to miss out on such a great topic.
     
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    bigdood fishing hack

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    Dunno about that but I do know to doublecheck you hit the 'R' when googling for images of Gary Oldman
     
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