yes Jake they are bad. these lazy fat wastes of skin consume busch lite and donuts at an alarming rate. in fact scientists theorize they alone wiped out the majestic wild rainiers from their native range. they drive large vehicles with many hunting oriented stickers, because it defines them as a man. they then shoot animals from the safety of their heavy armor compensatormobile ensuring there is nothing sporting or fair about the hunt. and most importantly that they burn as few calories as possible to maintain their gelatinous bulk. I've studied them at length, they are multiplying and their threat is real.