So for all of you hardcore's out there, rule heads and Stilly Lovers, Please not the following:
Driving down the Stilly from fishing all day way out in the woods I drove down the stilly en route to I-5. After passing Fortsom, C-post etc etc, I wanted to see if any fish were in the water, I pulled over to that "Pull Over" where the sweet "In Memory of" sign and board are (I am sure all of you will jump in with the name of that "Hole" or "run", however, I get out to look at the water when 3 heads come stomping back to their car saying "Don't even go near the water unless you want a ticket" So, I swig on my beer and say "Huh" they reply with "Yeah dude, we JUST got a $300 ticket each man, just for being in the water" I follow with another swig of my beer and a more complex multi syllable "Hu-uh?" They reply with "Yeah dude, you go near that water the sheriff over there will get ya". So, I jump in my car, head over to the fella's in uniform, crush my beer can, hide the flask, make SURE that is a cig behind my ear and pull up next to the Snohomish Co. Sheriff, Park Ranger and Game Enf. Officer. I ask what they cited those drips for, they tell me that "those drips" were IN the water chasing salmon, throwing rocks, running them onto the shore and otherwise. So they were cited for "HARASSMENT OF SALMON" Which carried a fine of something...I was to busy checking out the chicks in bikin's to confirm the fee! So, I gave a little "Golf Clap" to the fella's, offered them a beer which they denied and went on my way! So, the moral of this story is.....DON'T CHASE SALMON ON THE STILLY! I post this due to the fact sooooooooooo many of you heads cry about people "bothering" the fish in our rivers, this let's you know that there are people NOT sitting in front of their computer eating cheetos, drinking diet Dr. Pepper and spitting "Armchair Enforcement" to others. Take a relax guy, people are getting caught! It's but a matter of time before more do! Now go eat your cheetos!
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Driving down the Stilly from fishing all day way out in the woods I drove down the stilly en route to I-5. After passing Fortsom, C-post etc etc, I wanted to see if any fish were in the water, I pulled over to that "Pull Over" where the sweet "In Memory of" sign and board are (I am sure all of you will jump in with the name of that "Hole" or "run", however, I get out to look at the water when 3 heads come stomping back to their car saying "Don't even go near the water unless you want a ticket" So, I swig on my beer and say "Huh" they reply with "Yeah dude, we JUST got a $300 ticket each man, just for being in the water" I follow with another swig of my beer and a more complex multi syllable "Hu-uh?" They reply with "Yeah dude, you go near that water the sheriff over there will get ya". So, I jump in my car, head over to the fella's in uniform, crush my beer can, hide the flask, make SURE that is a cig behind my ear and pull up next to the Snohomish Co. Sheriff, Park Ranger and Game Enf. Officer. I ask what they cited those drips for, they tell me that "those drips" were IN the water chasing salmon, throwing rocks, running them onto the shore and otherwise. So they were cited for "HARASSMENT OF SALMON" Which carried a fine of something...I was to busy checking out the chicks in bikin's to confirm the fee! So, I gave a little "Golf Clap" to the fella's, offered them a beer which they denied and went on my way! So, the moral of this story is.....DON'T CHASE SALMON ON THE STILLY! I post this due to the fact sooooooooooo many of you heads cry about people "bothering" the fish in our rivers, this let's you know that there are people NOT sitting in front of their computer eating cheetos, drinking diet Dr. Pepper and spitting "Armchair Enforcement" to others. Take a relax guy, people are getting caught! It's but a matter of time before more do! Now go eat your cheetos!
SAK
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