I am sooo busted!

Philster

Active Member
#65
NFR: I am sooo busted!

<BR><BR><BR><BR>You could always give her a pink sock for an apology. After that you can get away with anything. :ray1:

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And here I thought that was strictly related to dysentery, ebola, and a variety of other lethal scenarios that usually include the word "bleed out"... Never quite understood getting tired of the classic, old fashioned Vajayjay...
 
#66
NFR: I am sooo busted!

And here I thought that was strictly related to dysentery, ebola, and a variety of other lethal scenarios that usually include the word "bleed out"... Never quite understood getting tired of the classic, old fashioned Vajayjay...
Where do you live phil... Africa? :rofl: Just ask James.. they love the "Vajayjay" there... but better when its filled with sand and monkey piss.
 
#68
NFR: I am sooo busted!

Having been married for going on 31 years, I would have to say that you my friend have screwed the pooch! This is far far from over, by now all her friends and all there friends know that you are a "man pig", and soon you will be know by all women as "The Man Pig".

Your best bet now is to change your user name to Man Pig and use the picture below as your avatar. Find yourself a fun loving "MAN" that likes fly fishing and live happily ever after, it's your only hope now.
 

Philster

Active Member
#72
NFR: I am sooo busted!

Anybody know how to properly stuff an ejected colon back in??

I recommend squating and inspecting a pile of bear scat in Alaska, determining that it is fresh and steaming, then hearing a branch being trode upon behind you. That'll put the pucker back in your pooper :thumb:
 
#73
NFR: I am sooo busted!

Grovel, Grovel, Grovel.

[You need to take her on a weekend getaway. Someplace where she can get a spa treatment and you can go fishing]

Good Idea except: Don't take any fishing equipment with you. Give her all your attention. If you go fishing while on her "little vacation" she'll won't believe your groveling.

Keith
iagree
 

Matt Burke

Active Member
#74
NFR: I am sooo busted!

Anybody know how to properly stuff an ejected colon back in??

Double curses!! I'm back in the frying pan. Thanks a lot, 'Yard.
Sure, I do it all the time. When a colon or uterus has prolapsed, it has to be manually reapproximated back into place. Gently work the tissue back into the orifice. Now the sphincter at the anus might cause you a little grief, so massage into the remaining tissue some Preparation H. This will help shrink the tissue allowing you to get it back where it belongs. This is only temporary. The next really large bowel movement will make the “pink sock” return. Stool softeners are recommended. Usually surgery can only provide a more lasting fix. I don’t know how many times one of my 90 year old ladies was just walking around and plop! “So and so’s uterus fell out again.” I’d have to dash over and reapproximate it before any family members walked down the hall. You get used to it.
 

P-FITZ98

Active Member
#75
NFR: I am sooo busted!

iagree
Get her best friend drunk, make out with her right in front of the girl, tell the girl if she had kept her package nice and tight for you, you would NOT be running out and fishing and making out with her best friend. Tell her you like fattie fish and not fattie girls, while her ego is down tell her she is ugly and you are ashamed to be seen in public with her........she'll either tighten up that package and turn into a porn star for you or she will split. Either way, you win.

SAK
Classic!!!! My wife used to fish w/me, till we got married.Last weekend she accused me of NOT fishing because my breatheable waders were home, so she figured I didnt go.I had to show her my still-wet neoprenes to prove it!!!