The Non-Crude Upstanding Gentleman Caption Contest

Stonefish

Triploid, Humpy & Seaplane Hater
#5
If you want to fish this beat, deposit your cash over there.

or

That bastard over there is drinking our MACALLAN!
 
#10
"Oh bloody hell, I believe that's Brad Pitt standing on that rock over there"..."I reckon you are right young lad"...."F--k this, lets go home since we will not catch a damn thing now"
 

Drifter

Active Member
#13
See that rock out there in the middle of the river beyond that rapid? now since you just bought that 14 foot telephone pole because you read on the internet you had to have one to catch steelhead and don't even know how to cast it - you need to wade through that rapid to get on that rock so you can just hang the fly right in front of the fish to catch one. Good luck, I'm going to lunch with the ladies - you can pay me after you get done!