A rookies log.

Discussion in 'Steelhead' started by DanielOcean, May 10, 2013.

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  1. Darthmonkey

    Darthmonkey Active Member

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    Look children! Here you can see a specimen of the North American Douche Canoe. They can easily be identified by their flat brimmed hats and puffy jackets in the wintertime. In the summer they can be identified by the wearing of board shorts, aviator sunglasses, a baseball cap worn backwards and/or a wife-beater tank top shirt. Their primary habitat includes frat houses, minimum wage jobs or their parent's garage. Spawning habits are similar to that of the Pacific salmon in that males will surround females, bump the females in order to cause the females to drop their eggs into the redd where the dominant male will deposit his sperm. This activity is sometimes referred to as a gang-rape and is often frowned upon.
    When confronted by a Douche Canoe your best defense is with a beverage commonly referred to as "horse piss" or "Keystone Light." Distracted, this will give you a chance to make a quick exit so that said Douche Canoe will not mistakenly attempt to spawn with, or attack you.
     
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    golfman44 4-Time Puget Sound Steelhead Guide of the Year

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    9.8/10

    forgot to mention natty light had to dock your score
     
  3. Blake Harmon

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    Lemme straighten a few things out here.... Home owner since I was 22. Owned a business since I was 23. Married 4.5 years with a beautiful 7.5 month old daughter. Now that you know those facts. keep tearing me up..... I expected it from you guys..... couldnt give two shits less......
    GO HAWKS
     
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    golfman44 4-Time Puget Sound Steelhead Guide of the Year

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    Nobody asked
     
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    underachiever !

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    cuponoodle breakfast la flama blanca

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    I like peanut butter M&Ms. I don't like kids or sportsball.
     
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    Looks like Daniel's thread is finally taking a turn for the worse. Who'd a thunk it?

    Too bad, cuz there's actually some good shit about steelhead fishing in here. I oughta' know; I posted it.
     
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  8. DanielOcean

    DanielOcean Steelhead Virgin

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    I am surpised that this thread is even still alive.
     
  9. Brady Burmeister

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    It's going to continue until you catch a steelhead or quit fishing.
     
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  10. CLO

    CLO It's not the fly, you suck.

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    I'm surprised you haven't caught a god damn steelhead.
     
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  11. Brady Burmeister

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    Yeah Daniel, why don't you just throw in the towel and go to troutbeads.com.
     
  12. jake-e-boy

    jake-e-boy No mas

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    It shall never die! As long as I have an internet connection at work...
     
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    Jason Rolfe Wanderer

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    Aaaannd...We're back.
     
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