Another human foot washes ashore. What's your theory

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  1. BlueCrop

    BlueCrop eat more fruit

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    Many assume it happened nearby but officials agree they could have drifted 1,000 miles based on the decomposition level and the fact that the bones seperated on their own. My guess is they are stow-aways/immigrants tossed overboard further out at sea... I always assumed mafia until I learned the bones weren't cut/chopped but just naturally seperated in the decomposition process.
     
  2. Philster

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    Good thing it wasn't in Eastern Canada..."When we told 'im we would 'ave to report it, 'e 'opped away. But's it's okay, he was 'armless"
     
  3. Be Jofus G

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    No way. That would be over 5280000 feet.
     
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    Assuming the sneaker was still tied upon arrival, I guess it drifted at one knot.
     
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    I had to read this one twice before it clicked..... My vote for post of the year thus far :thumb::rofl::beer2:
     
  6. Itchy Dog

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    You guys are being callous. At the heart of all this is the horrible fate of the victim. Assuming the Canadian officials eventually determine the country of origin of said victim, and it's not Canada, who's going to foot the bill for the investigation?
     
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    You're absolutely right. I feel like such a heel.
     
  8. Itchy Dog

    Itchy Dog Some call me Kirk Werner

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    It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong, and you've stepped up. A person's true character is revealed not in victory, but in defeet.
     
  9. Be Jofus G

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    Nahh, I already have a pattern in the works the october adidas. I 'll send you the step by step tying instructions.
     
  10. riseform

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    Lucky it didn't wash up on a beach in New Guinea, some tribes might serve it as fillet of sole.
     
  11. Itchy Dog

    Itchy Dog Some call me Kirk Werner

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    Talk about odor eaters.
     
  12. Tom Johnston

    Tom Johnston Been around a while

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    just cant quite put my FOOT on it.
     
  13. Be Jofus G

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    It's actually not so bad if you serve it with a side of steamed Reebok choi.
     
  14. riseform

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    Indeed. Side dish would no doubt be (a) corn.
     
  15. Itchy Dog

    Itchy Dog Some call me Kirk Werner

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    I got nothin Left.