Another human foot washes ashore. What's your theory

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  1. tythetier

    tythetier Fish Slayer

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    LETS GIVE THIS VICTIM A STANDING OVATION....FOR THREAD OF THE YEAR...
     
  2. bozo

    bozo New Member

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    "You moron, the captain said to drop ANCHOR. That's the 5th time you've screwed that up."

    "Whatta ya mean? I got it right the other four."
     
  3. Jim Speaker

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    So, I never did post my theory:
    "Take a Mafioso Fishing Day, 2008"
    This is the result of emptying a bait box after trolling for Six-gill Shark in the Straits of Georgia. That's why there was only one left, and of course we all know that Six-gill prefer the left foot. This explains why only right feet had been found previously, which troll with a counter-clockwise rotation, vs the left with their much more enticing clockwise rotation.
     
  4. riseform

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    Victim identified!
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  5. Be Jofus G

    Be Jofus G Banned or Parked

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Awesome, I figured after "Bachelor Party", Tom Hank's acting carrer had one foot in the grave. Who woulda guessed?
     
  6. Itchy Dog

    Itchy Dog Some call me Kirk Werner

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    I think you're on to something. Isn't that the actor who played Forrest Stump?
     
  7. Tom Johnston

    Tom Johnston Been around a while

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    FOOT- new way to tie on a strike indicator! Comes with laces, tie to line and fly like the wind.
     
  8. riseform

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    And who can forget "Splash"? It seems so obvious now.
     
  9. Porter

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    add 'Cast Away' ...riseform, you have created a new path to walk down.
     
  10. Jim Speaker

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    You guys are onto something I think... here's some more evidence I dug up:
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    The rise of the Mermafia... I knew this day would come.
     
  11. Itchy Dog

    Itchy Dog Some call me Kirk Werner

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    That was some of his best work, although in "Cast Away" Hanks walked away with an Oscar.
     
  12. riseform

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    If I'm not mistaken, he received his Oscars for "Philadelphia" and "Forrest Stump". "Cast Away" was the year he lost his foothold on the Academy.
     
  13. Itchy Dog

    Itchy Dog Some call me Kirk Werner

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    You're probably right. I stand corrected...Leave it to me to put my foot in my mouth.
     
  14. Steven Green

    Steven Green Hood Canal Pirate

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    Perhaps there is a cult of people afflicted with body integrity identity disorder and they are just removing there feet because thats what they want. I mean, you can't put a foot in a trash can.
     
  15. Sam Vradenburg

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    It's now 6-feet.........and rising