Another human foot washes ashore. What's your theory

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  1. HauntedByWaters

    HauntedByWaters Active Member

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    Yeah, like you put that nasty sneaker on :eek:
     
  2. Jim Speaker

    Jim Speaker Active Member

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    Jeez! Six feet under???
    (sorry. so sorry)
     
  3. BlueCrop

    BlueCrop eat more fruit

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  5. Jim Speaker

    Jim Speaker Active Member

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    Aha! Someone beat me to the B.C. Nike Special.

    Fur? Feathers?

    Clearly an excellent fly tier... this shouldn't be too hard to narrow down. Any fishermen on their forensics team, I wonder?
     
  6. Mr.E

    Mr.E He called me an Elitist ?? LOL ..what a moron

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    With all these puns....I'm not hooked...gotta put my foot down because something stinks about this story.
     
  7. Bruce Davidson

    Bruce Davidson formerly hatman

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    It's a six shoe-ter!
     
  8. Itchy Dog

    Itchy Dog Some call me Kirk Werner

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    As stated in the article, police may pursue "mischief charges and possibly animal cruelty charges to whoever is responsible."

    I say lock 'em up and throw away the key- those rascals should never be able to set foot on the beaches again.
     
  9. riseform

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    Latest victim identified!
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  10. Jim Speaker

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    Oh man... that was the biggest laugh yet... still laughing.
     
  11. BlueCrop

    BlueCrop eat more fruit

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  12. CovingtonFly

    CovingtonFly B.O.H.I.C.A. bend over here it comes again

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    "Quote" this latest foot was instead that of an animal placed in a shoe and made to mimic earlier discoveries.

    They thought the foot belonged to the younger plane crash victim but it turns out it was his Pa.
     
  13. flybill

    flybill Purveyor of fine hackle, wine & cigars!

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    Got a good shark FOOT fly to use? Of course the leftover feet may be from the fact that the rest of the body was tasty and they don't like the feet!

    Time to find some 7/0 hooks and put a Nike shoe on it! :cool:
     
  14. wadin' boot

    wadin' boot Donny, you're out of your element...

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    Wy wit is hobbled and lame, just gimpin' along in comparison- you guys are so footloose and fancy free.
     
  15. Citori

    Citori Piscatorial Engineer

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    This just in.

    Royal Canadian Mounted Police have learned of a hospital in the fishing village of Wadham, BC with a cluster of unusual patients. All have suffered traumatic injury, all have lost feet, and all are experiencing amnesia. When interviewed, the doctor said that it is a tragedy of unknown origin, but in true Canadian manner remarked that there is a bright spot in every dark situation - the most recent victim had lost his left foot, but he had four bidders for the patient's unused left sneakers.

    Not knowing names, they had called the previous patients Hopalong Cassidy, Jumping Jack Flash, Skip, and Dennis Hopper. But the most recent victim had turned out to be female, who they had quickly named Ilene.