Any single ladies out there?

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  1. rick matney

    rick matney Active Member

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    I have recently become single after 7 years and I was wondering if there are any ladies out there in their mid 20's That need a free full time guide. Guy's don't be afraid to recomend sisters or daughters, or co-workers as long as they fish and fit the mid 20's criteria. I like long walks on the beach and seafood. I have a two college degrees and own several houses and other realestate, so fathers don't be shy. Montana doesn't have a very big population, and sheep farming has been on the decline for years.

    Any help would be great!

    Thanks guys,

    Rick Matney :beer2:
     
  2. Dave Hartman

    Dave Hartman Strip'n Flywear

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    Oh shit, here we go again.
    Gonna go get some popcorn. . .
     
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    rodeo11 Meat chucker

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    Haha, I love this. Hopefully it is as good as the last one.
     
  4. rick matney

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    I am dead serious here guy's. Except for the sheep thing. They are not declining in population. :rofl:
     
  5. Dave Hartman

    Dave Hartman Strip'n Flywear

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    Okay, sorry Rick. It's just that the board went through something like this last time and it turned out that we just couldn't find a girl for the poor guy. Although there was this dame with a pink fly vest. . .

    So why don't you start out telling us a little about what you're looking for? Height and weight? Intelligence? Funny? Would you like a girl who's a little nasty? Maybe once did some things on film back in college? Or are you looking for a nice Christian girl, whose got a Bush bumpersticker and an untrimmed one, too.

    WTF, dude!?!? It's a FISHING SITE!!! It's where a bunch of dirty dudes spend their time in between surfing porn and checking USGS flows!!!
    And I'm sure, what few chicks there are on here, are too cool to respond to your plea.
    Come over to Seattle for the weekend, look up Craigslist's "Casual Encounters", get syphilitic, and then go fishing!
    Good luck!

    (thanks again Boot!)
     
  6. rick matney

    rick matney Active Member

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    Actually I was hoping you sick bastards would be shallow enough and willing to set me up with your sisters. I need places to stay when travel for fishing and I might as well be with a lady. And as for the qualifacations, I am very open and will consider all applicants. :rofl:
     
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    Hey..who you calling dirty?!? And yes I surf porn and USGS flows..oh wait..

    For real though, you'll be hard pressed to find women that are into fly fishing as much as us men are. Not to say there aren't women out there that are into it, but I think most of us have been searching hard and long for the that type of woman that's into fly fishing as much as we are but still hold the feminine side that we've grown to love and long for. Help Dr. Phil?
     
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    Great Post Dave!:thumb:ptyd
     
  9. Dave Hartman

    Dave Hartman Strip'n Flywear

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    Oh, my bad.
    I thought you were talking about just girls.
     
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    rick matney Active Member

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    Ouch! Good Shot :thumb:

    Oh yeah if she spent her time surfing porn and looking at the flows that would be perfect!
     
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    If you want to marry a good Christian Girl you go to church. If you want to marry an outdoor girl who enjoys flyfishing go to a flyfishing site. Oh well it will be interesting to watch this thread.

    Keith
     
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    iagree
     
  13. Dave Hartman

    Dave Hartman Strip'n Flywear

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    :rofl:
    Props, you have a thick-skin and a good sense of humor.
    You're going to need it to get through this thread.
    A word of warning? Your predecessor wasn't so lucky. . .
    :thumb:
     
  14. Eric Tarcha

    Eric Tarcha gear whore

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    i remember the pink vest girl....

    was she real or some creep prowling for poor, vulnerable, flyfishermen??:eek:
     
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    Oh man, this one's too good to resist. I say Matney pulls it off (not the girl, the thread)...thick skin, good sense of humor and dammit, he's a Montana boy. Need some odds...I'm giving it 7-5 he survives the gauntlet. Rationale: Has the above in his favor; Downside is risk of being banned. One in your corner so far Rick...don't let me down! :cool:

    Good Luck...

    FF
     
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