Breaking Wind

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by Jack Devlin, Mar 14, 2013.

  1. bennysbuddy

    bennysbuddy the sultan of swing

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    On deadlist catch , the late Phil Harris commentd that he could find King crab by looking for their Fart bubbles
     
  2. Jim Ficklin

    Jim Ficklin Genuine Montana Fossil

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    Well, fortunately because I'm the considerate type . . . I opted for surgery. The doctor removed the stink, but left the noise. I've been told that I should sue for malpractice . . .
     
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  3. Krusty

    Krusty Krusty Old Effer

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    Apps are very useful...I was scrolling through my email, thinking I was alone....and ripped off a big one. Didn't notice the secretary just around the corner in the adjacent hallway.....she complimented me on the cool fart app.

    I got out of there before she figured out a smartphone app stench technology doesn't exist.
     
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  4. Jim Ficklin

    Jim Ficklin Genuine Montana Fossil

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    Are you sure that wasn't "Deadliest Crotch," Benny?
     
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    rainbow My name is Mark Oberg

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    Daryle Holmstrom retiredfishak

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    Jurrasic fart

     
  7. Jim Wallace

    Jim Wallace Smells like low tide.

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    Spot on! I can imagine a bloated, gas-filled herring wallowing on the surface.

    You know, I wonder if those faint "bort" sounds I hear when I'm drift-trolling on quiet days are the sounds of fish fart-bubbles rising to the surface and popping.

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    GAT Dumbfounded

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    I wonder if Gas-X is available to herring...
     
  9. Kent Lufkin

    Kent Lufkin Remember when you could remember everything?

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    This thread brings new meaning to the old question, "Do fish fart bubbles?"

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