NFR Bumper sticker: a favorite or, better yet, one you would invent

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  1. Dorylf

    Dorylf Oregon Member

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    Bumper stickers, it seems, are an art form and a distinct means of self-expression. In my experience, almost everybody has a favorite or two even if they would never actually affix a sticker to their vehicle (I wouldn't, but I have also known people who have nigh on 20 stickers on their car).

    Some are fishing related such as this simplistic example: "I fish, therefore I am." Others are kinda clever like: "Visualize Whirled Peas."

    I don't particularly know why, but I've had a couple of slogans kicking around that might make good bumper stickers. I think they're original, but maybe not:

    "Prey for me; I don't hunt"

    "What's a Gluten?"

    But, I'm not especially talented. What do you all got?

    Phil
     
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    I have some that are vulgar and dont need to be posted. I will post one.

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    I've got a "Drop flies not bombs" one somewhere.
     
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    I like "I might be slow but I'm ahead of you" for a rear bumper sticker.
     
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    TU chapter from the midwest had a benefit and the bumper sticker they sold was "Be responsible, have all of your steelhead speyed"

    I bought two.
     
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