Creative Fishing Slogans...

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  1. Steve Buckner

    Steve Buckner Mother Nature's Son

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    I was thinking that this could be somewhat of a creative exercise, maybe best done with a couple of whiskeys...What slogans/sayings can you come up with?

    One that I thought of...

    "People are like fish hooks, some are just sharper than others..."
     
  2. Bob Triggs

    Bob Triggs Stop Killing Wild Steelhead!

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    My favorite,(and I own the rights to it too!):

    "It can't be time to stop fishing...I still have flies!"
     
  3. wet line

    wet line New Member

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    That is one of the funniest things I have ever run across!
     
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    BOBLAWLESS New Member

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    KISS MY BASS (oh, sorry, that's already been used).
    KISS MY TROUT (oh, sorry, that's not so funny).
    KISS MY WADERS (oh, sorry, that might upset homophobes)
    KISS CHRIS'S WADERS (oh, sorry, that's even worse)
    KISS SOME WORMS (now there, how about that one?)
    Bob, the I've Got 'Em By The Millions:smokin :smokin :smokin
     
  5. Dizane

    Dizane Coast to Coast

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    "Eat my worm..."

    Can be used in multiple situations.

    Dane

    Drink up:beer2
     
  6. pwoens

    pwoens Active Member

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    If it is Old man Jim, it would be "fish on"...creative because hes lying ;-) :p }(

    NFR but it caught my attention:

    Some minds are like concrete...thoroughly mixed up and set.

    ~Patrick ><>
     
  7. Roper

    Roper Idiot Savant

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    Tie me, Fly me, Whip me, Strip me....


    Roper,

    Good things come to those who wade...
     
  8. troutman101

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    The way to a man's heart....

    C'mon everyone should know this one.


    It's not the length, but how you use your rod.

    Flyfishermen go deeper into the bush.

    Spawn 'til you die!
     
  9. pwoens

    pwoens Active Member

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    I met a fella in Maui with a Spawn tatoo that covered his entire back....he was so ashamed of that tatoo, it was funny. Spawn...too funny

    ~Patrick ><>
     
  10. Old Man

    Old Man Just an Old Man

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    Just for you Pat It would be "You can kiss my arse" or "Bite me"

    A Jim with a bad x( :p :p :p :p :p :p
     
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    "Somebody farted in Church" was the exclamation that came from my Canadian Uncle whenever he hooked a fish. He's an old-timer from Alberta & the usual quarry were Northern Pike but used to crack me up whenever I heard that.
     
  12. Kaari White

    Kaari White Active Member

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    Troutman, I've got a Tshirt with the "way to a mans heart is through his fly" slogan. hahaha, way funny!
     
  13. Jason

    Jason Trout Bum

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    Off of the Coed Nake Fishing shirts:

    "It feels good to release"
     
  14. Joe Smolt

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    There are lies, damn lies, then anything a fisherman tells you.
     
  15. Steelieblue

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    Okay, this is only loosely based on fishing but still makes me chuckle.

    "I will be the first man to admit I have a 2 inch rod...but hey width isn't everything!"

    SB

    :beer2