Creative Fishing Slogans...

Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by Steve Buckner, Oct 2, 2003.

  1. soreshoulder

    soreshoulder New Member

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    got fish?
     
  2. BOBLAWLESS

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    My vote so far is for "Somebody Farted in Church" instead of the usual Fish On!.
    How farts in church could have anything to do with hooking a fish is so remote it makes me chuckle everytime I think about it.
    I may use it on my next call from a telemarketeer. In fact, it's all I maight say from now on.
    Bob, the Church Farter:eek :eek :eek
     
  3. Jerry Daschofsky

    Jerry Daschofsky Moderator Staff Member

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    "A pretty fly can always catch the fisherman, but not always the fish"

    This is one of my mottos that derive from that one above, I've sort of adopted it into my business "The fly catches the fisherman first, the fish second". Some guys just like to buy pretty, flashy flies.

    This has been my motto on my "signatures" for years on the net. Started back on Prodigy clssic, and now is on my Yahoo profile.

    "I love to get my rod wet in the Hoh. The Hoh river that is"
     
  4. chadk

    chadk Be the guide...

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    True story related to that...

    My dad is the son of a Fee Methodist pastor. When he was young, he was sitting next to his mom - the pastors wife, in the front pew of this small, quiet\reserved community church. He let out a loud nasty fart that immediatley stunk up the place. He said in a loud, slightly accusing voice "MOM!!".
     
  5. Smooth

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    Fly Fishermen are experts with their Rods.

    Fishermen can float your boat.

    Fishermen do it with Nymphs

    (I know, those are bad, sorry)
     
  6. Greg

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    "Superior equipment cannot compensate for inferior skills." - Ed Zaun, stripersurf.com
     
  7. Steve Buckner

    Steve Buckner Mother Nature's Son

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    I've got a shirt that says "I love an early morning rise".
     
  8. Old Man

    Old Man Just an Old Man

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    How about "I fish,there fore I lie"

    Jim
     
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    It's not a slogan, but as long as we're being clever: I recently read about an attorney who named his drift boat the "Row v. Wade". Not bad.
     
  10. markp

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    "watch it rise then lay them where they spawn"

    "trouser trout have the best rise"

    "this is my weapon (grab rod) this is my gun (grab crotch) this is for fighting (grab rod) this is for fun (grab crotch)"
     
  11. Scott Behn

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    Something I heard my friend say when we were walking the shoreline along the lower Sky looking for pods of fish and dodging all the trash:
    "Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large crowds"

    Harley
     
  12. Nooksack Mac

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    The philosopher's view: "Fly fishing -- because since we defeated the sabertooth tigers and the Soviet Union, life is too damn easy."

    The lawyer's view: "Fly fishing -- because if I waved my favorite long rod around in public, I'd get arrested."
     
  13. Old Man

    Old Man Just an Old Man

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    Just one more. "Eat....Sleep......Go Fishing".
     
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    If you like my fly, don't tell me.:rofl
    Bob, the no slogans or logos for me; I ain't no billboard.
     
  15. hikepat

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    I can't get no Caddis action.