Discussion in 'Fly Fishing Forum' started by Citori, Apr 19, 2008.
Thats cold Jim....Really cold....
You have the prostate of an 18 year old, why would you be worried about wind? Besides, if it is, just look at your phone and have a wank until the wind abates. You have the best of both worlds.
Of course I realized that. Propriety and decency prevented me from stooping so low to pick up that grounder. (Translation: Damn, I wish I had thought of that one...see post #3)
It is of somewhat questionable taste that one would pretend to take advantage of someone's name for the purpose of a cheap laugh. Imagine what indignity our esteemed colleague Les Johnson must have suffered in the aftermath of the John Wayne Bobbitt incident...
Forgive me, I have tried my best to pen answer to your obviously heartfelt question, but the mental image now burned into my cerebral cortex of a "B52 standing bomber" prevents me from formulating cogent thought. Perhaps later.
In the interim, I would suggest you take his money, match it with your own and start a saving account to accumulate funds to augment the counseling sessions he will undoubtedly soon need.
By the way, just exactly how did you come to know so much about your friend's bathroom habits in public rest rooms? On second thought, you should keep your money - counseling is most assuredly indicated for both of you sick individuals. It sounds like his "nymphing" technique is well refined, and he has definitely landed the biggest one...!
:rofl::rofl:iagreeiagree now thats funny right there! no offense Les.
Yes, that was indeed a low blow, but I couldn't resist playing with the anagram, as it just jumped out at me on the page... I guess I am guilty of "mental wankering."
Don't ever move to the land of Oz.
They call Americans "Seppos" which is short for "septic tanks" which rhymes with "Yanks," and they call everybody "wankers" down there, anyway. (Things may have changed, as that's from the Aussie surf dogs I met on Oahu in the 70's...)
Please, do not ever, for any reason, ever, never ever admit to not being able to resist a "blow", low or otherwise, in the same context as the words "wank" or "wanker". This is a family-friendly board, and there is desire to keep it that way.
Dear Citori, please see my editing of my post, which I pulled off while you were working on yours. Thanks.
...pulled off...? You just don't know when to quit, do you?
Playing with my name was funny enough.....Now you guys are freeking killing me....:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:!!!
hey different strokes for different folks
Dear fat oriental guy,
For your sake, I am going to assume you mean spey vs. single hand casting strokes...
oriental if i had a rug on my head, but asian will do and of course two handed all the way great thread, im learning alot...........
of sarcasm..hehehee i love it
My ex-wife's eyes are failing more and more. Her Harry Saroda glasses, (prescribed according to how she feels when lenses are flashed in front of her with her eyes closed) aren't working like they used to. She notes that my hearing is deteriorating more all the time. She says well, if I couldn't see and you couldn't hear maybe we could...
What do you think Citori?